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*Daily Clean Jokes for September 29, 2024* "The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift." - Pierre Corneille (1606 - 1684) French Playwright

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 28, 2024* When the rain's falling down from the sky, Cows lie down and I oft wonder why. They will lie together In the stormy weather, An attempt to keep each udder

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 27, 2024 * "Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) American essayist

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 26, 2024 * *Okay, this is a little more than one sentence, but it is a zinger!* The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 25, 2024 * *Today's Clean Limerick* My pet rabbit has fur that is plush. When I groom her, I don't like to rush. I just like to go slow And suppose that you know 'Bout

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 24, 2024* *Today's Clean Limerick * There's nuclear belt that I placed Through the loops of my pants with distaste. And the worst thing, you see, That it's doing to me

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 23, 2024 * *Conrad's Limerick * Nan’s the hungriest person I’ve met. She consumes all the food she can get. When she picked up her fork In upstate New York Then I

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 22, 2024 * *Todays Puns * I managed to win some money by gambling with some feathers. Can’t wait to spend my quill gotten gains. In a cave outside of Beijing,

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 21, 2024 * *In the Clear* During my time in the Navy, everyone was getting KP or guard duty except me. Not wanting to get in trouble, I asked the ensign why.

*Daily Clean Jokes for **September 20, 2024 * "Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) American essayist

September 19, 2014 *Here's Today's CleanPun:* *MOTHER OF ALL ETHNIC JOKES* An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 18, 2024 * *Here's Today's CleanPun:* In a large Florida City, the rabbi developed quite a reputation for his sermons, so much so that everyone in the community came

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 17, 2024 * *Punnies* Cold weather mechanics have to jacket up. Don't believe what you hear about fleas and ticks -- it's all lice. Gun control is the subject of a loud

*Daily Clean Jokes for **September 16, 2024 * *DICTIONARY FOR THE CHURCH * *Part 1* AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1) Air conditioning. 2) Your receipt for attending

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 15, 2024 * *Today's Clean Limerick* Kirk’s traveling all ‘round the nation And eating those vile truck stop rations He left me some work In my inbox they’ll lurk

* Daily Clean Jokes for September 14, 2024 * *Here's Today's CleanPun:* When I was growing up, our back fence neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Donald Vale. I spent my childhood sheltered behind D. Vale. A

*Daily Clean Jokes for * *September 13, 2024 * *Here Are Today's CleanPuns: * In their split-level Alaskan home, Where Russia's seen from the city of Nome; Their kids always knew, As you do now, too,

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 12, 2024 * *WORD PLAYS* ~ A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 11, 2024 * *Here's Today's CleanPun: * Surely you have heard about England's great cricketing family, Fotheringbushes. Bats were handed from father to son and the

*Limericks * Baseball team has a good pitching crew.l In ninth inning, they know what to do. Closer came into game, Put opponents to shame When their top relief pitcher came threw. Jim and Lars and