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*Sunday, November 17, 2019* *Today’s Clean Limerick:* *She had her ups and downs* Elevator attendant was fast. She would love 'em and leave 'em, and laughed About how she would treat All the men she

*Monday, November 18, 2019* *Today’s Clean Limerick: * *He was a man of high caliber* Man had failed to be optimistic About gun laws. They're just sadistic. NRA was doing What the man was ruing. He

*Today’s Clean Jokes for Tuesday, November 19, 2019 * *Today’s Clean Limerick:* *Hang Loose* The amusement ride stops; people fret. "Hanging basket we're in," asks Annette, "Will it get to the

*Today's Clean Jokes for Wednesday, November 20, 2019* *Today’s Clean Limerick: * My neighbor came over to say (Although not in a neighborly way) That he'd knock me around If I didn't curb the sound

*Today's Clean Jokes for Thursday, November 21, 2019* *Good Clean Limerick:* *Amen!* When the atheist had a big scare, He lost hope and was locked in despair. So he gave up the fight And accepted his

*Today’s Clean Jokes for Friday, November 22, 2019* *Today's Clean Limericks* I'm papering walls in the loo And quite frankly I haven't a clue; For the pattern's all wrong (Or the paper's too long)

*Sunday, November 24, 2019* *Today's Clean Limericks* Nitrous oxide investment's a shock To my wife. Every day she will mock How I spent my money. Said she thinks it's funny Because now I am her

*Monday, November 25, 2019* *Today's Clean Limerick:* *Take a hike!* *Some limericks that I wrote during a trip to Rocky Mountain National Park: * Flattop Mountain's our goal, so we press 'Gainst a

*I am testing this site. I've had delivery problems this week.*

*Today’s Clean Jokes for Wednesday, November 27, 2019* *Today's Clean Limericks* A motor mechanic named Fox Got crushed between cylinder blocks. They laid him to rest In his boots and his vest With

*Today’s Clean Jokes for Thursday, November 28, 2019* *Today's Clean Limericks* Turkey limerick A turkey was asked out to dine So told all his friends, "I feel fine! When the water grew hot He went

*The Laugh*

*Friday, November 29, 2019* *Good Clean Limerick:** ‘twas a ‘arrowing experience* I tried archery, drew some wisecracks Which increased 'til they reached a climax. It just wasn't for me. I could

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Today's Clean Jokes for November 30, 2019 *Today’s Clean Limerick:* *Sew what?* Many dresses the seamstress is mendin'. Every week, seven days she's been spendin' All wrapped up in her work. She

*Not much has changed over 80 years!* *Too bad Wiley Post crashed his airplane and killed himself and Rogers in Point Barrow Alaska in 1935.* *We'd still be getting Will Rogers' fine advice even

*Sunday, December 1, 2019* *Today’s Clean Limerick:* *Jail Time* He woke up in a drunk tank, bloated. When he saw he's in jail, exploded. He's a gunslinger, so I suppose you should know That the

*Today's Clean Jokes for Monday, December 2, 2019* *Today’s Clean Limerick:* *A Degrading Limerick* The new compost firm says it's going To succeed 'cause its sales are showing A remarkable climb.