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*Daily Clean Jokes & Comics for October 21, 2024* *A Taste Funny * A woman isn't feeling well and goes into Urgent Care: Nurse: "have you experienced a sudden loss of taste?" Patient: "No, I've always

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 20, 2024 * Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 19, 2024 * *Kirk's Puns * I asked the doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn’t make rash promises. How do you wrap up some fog? With a rainbow In court

*Here's Today's CleanPun: Antique Tents * Once a year, the collectors of antique tents in Germany get together for a rally. Last year, the organizers decided to hold it in Meinz. Unfortunately, the

Punny Signs Of Good Taste…?? At a fast food restaurant: "House of Grill Repute." Over the beer tap at a tavern: "One Pitcher's Worth A Thousand Words." In a health food restaurant: "All You Should

*Daily Jokes for October 17, 2024* *Kirk's Puns * My husband was trying to fix our carousel CD player. It would not release any of the CDs after pressing the button. He couldn't figure out what was

*Laughing Place's Daily Clean Jokes for October 16, 2024 * *Here's Today's CleanPun: Antique Tents* Once a year, the collectors of antique tents in Germany get together for a rally. Last year, the

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 15, 2024 * *Today's One-Liners: * Yesterday I was cooking dinner and my son came up to me and said, "Someday I'll work and help you with groceries, bills and house

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 14, 2024 * To the ocean the workers did haul A long cable they planned to install. Transatlantic device For the phones was quite nice. The decision to build: a good

Daily Clean Jokes for October 13, 2024 *Limericks * Cell phone coverage isn't fading At the seashore. The man's parading With a phone to his ear. Water's perfectly clear At the beach where he has call

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 16, 2024 * *Here's Today's CleanPun: Antique Tents* Once a year, the collectors of antique tents in Germany get together for a rally. Last year, the organizers decided

*Today's Daily Clean Jokes for October 12, 2024 * *Biggest Number* Preparing my son for his first day of kindergarten, we were reviewing numbers and counting. Suddenly he asked, "What is the biggest

*Here's Today's CleanPun: Allegory * A former vice-president speaking about the results of global warming. * ------------------------------ * *Quote of the Day:* "Life is like an onion: You peel it

Daily Clean Jokes for October 9, 2024 *Punnies* Cold weather mechanics have to jacket up. Don't believe what you hear about fleas and ticks -- it's all lice. Gun control is the subject of a loud

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 7, 2024 * *Limerick* When I heard raindrops talking out loud, I was more than impressed; I was wowed By a well-known cliché That the raindrops did say: Two are company

-- [image: image.png] [image: image.png] *WORD PLAYS* ~ A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 5, 2024 * *Limericks* Read a book that her husband respects 'Bout religion, so now she expects She'll enjoy the actions Of her church's factions. And the name of the

Daily Clean Jokes for October 4, 2024 *Kirk's Daily Limerick * On a long, uphill hike you should heed Some advice if you want to succeed. Get your leg muscles strong, Helps when hiking along. And good

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*Daily Clean Jokes for October 3, 2024* *Kirk's Limerick* He had never been hunting and thought It was time that he went out and bought A new rifle to see How good hunting would be. He decided to