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*Here's Today's CleanPun: Allegory * A former vice-president speaking about the results of global warming. * ------------------------------ * *Quote of the Day:* "Life is like an onion: You peel it

Daily Clean Jokes for October 9, 2024 *Punnies* Cold weather mechanics have to jacket up. Don't believe what you hear about fleas and ticks -- it's all lice. Gun control is the subject of a loud

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 7, 2024 * *Limerick* When I heard raindrops talking out loud, I was more than impressed; I was wowed By a well-known cliché That the raindrops did say: Two are company

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*Daily Clean Jokes for October 5, 2024 * *Limericks* Read a book that her husband respects 'Bout religion, so now she expects She'll enjoy the actions Of her church's factions. And the name of the

Daily Clean Jokes for October 4, 2024 *Kirk's Daily Limerick * On a long, uphill hike you should heed Some advice if you want to succeed. Get your leg muscles strong, Helps when hiking along. And good

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*Daily Clean Jokes for October 3, 2024* *Kirk's Limerick* He had never been hunting and thought It was time that he went out and bought A new rifle to see How good hunting would be. He decided to

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 2, 2024* *Today's Limerick * On a long, uphill hike you should heed Some advice if you want to succeed. Get your leg muscles strong, Helps when hiking along. And good

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 30, 2024 * "He felt that he could forgive anything to anyone, because happiness was the greatest agent of purification." - Ayn Rand (1905-1982) Russian-American Writer

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 29, 2024* "The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift." - Pierre Corneille (1606 - 1684) French Playwright

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 28, 2024* When the rain's falling down from the sky, Cows lie down and I oft wonder why. They will lie together In the stormy weather, An attempt to keep each udder

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 27, 2024 * "Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) American essayist

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 26, 2024 * *Okay, this is a little more than one sentence, but it is a zinger!* The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 25, 2024 * *Today's Clean Limerick* My pet rabbit has fur that is plush. When I groom her, I don't like to rush. I just like to go slow And suppose that you know 'Bout

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 24, 2024* *Today's Clean Limerick * There's nuclear belt that I placed Through the loops of my pants with distaste. And the worst thing, you see, That it's doing to me

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 23, 2024 * *Conrad's Limerick * Nan’s the hungriest person I’ve met. She consumes all the food she can get. When she picked up her fork In upstate New York Then I

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 22, 2024 * *Todays Puns * I managed to win some money by gambling with some feathers. Can’t wait to spend my quill gotten gains. In a cave outside of Beijing,

*Daily Clean Jokes for September 21, 2024 * *In the Clear* During my time in the Navy, everyone was getting KP or guard duty except me. Not wanting to get in trouble, I asked the ensign why.

*Daily Clean Jokes for **September 20, 2024 * "Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) American essayist