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* Daily Clean Jokes for August 30, 2023 * *Here's Today's CleanPun: * Surely you have heard about England's great cricketing family, Fotheringbushes. Bats were handed from father to son and the

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 29, 2024* *A B.C. Funny* This is ancient (write a letter?!), but still SO good. Mikey The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 28, 2024 * *Kirk's Limericks * A short basketball player confounds All his teammates and coaches, astounds By slam dunks. He's compared To his teammates, who shared That

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 27, 2024 * Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. *(Peter De Vries) *

*Today's Clean Jokes for August 25, 2024 * In the household, the tension was rife For the man and his corpulent wife. So she changed what she ate, Started running first rate, 'Cause she wanted a new

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 24, 2024 * *Here's Today's CleanPun:* When I was growing up, our back fence neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Donald Vale. I spent my childhood sheltered behind D. Vale. A son

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 23, 2024 * *Here's Today's CleanPun: Haven't Slept* "I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long." *-- Mitch Hedberg* * ------------------------------ *

*August 21, 2024 * *Today's Limericks* A short basketball player confounds All his teammates and coaches, astounds By slam dunks. He's compared To his teammates, who shared That he's just better by

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 20, 2024* *Here's Today's CleanPun:* When I was growing up, our back fence neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Donald Vale. I spent my childhood sheltered behind D. Vale. A son

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 18, 2024 ...* *Jokes from Kirk Miller * One day, two Canadian friends were walking along the beach and happened upon the famous "genie in a bottle". Upon rubbing the

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 17, 2024* *Kirk's Limerick* *How hot is it in Texas? It's so hot that . . . * Here in Texas the heat is profound. It's so hot that this fact may astound: Oven mitts birds

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 16, 2024 * *Here's Today's CleanPun: * I guess I'm quite dull: The art of rowing never Got into my scull! * (John S. Crosbie)*

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 15, 2024* *Limericks* *The Hallock Entity* #4717 <https://puny.groups.io/g/Limericks-n-Haiku/message/4717> I did NOT see the sign that read: Yield. Hit a pig; didn't

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 14, 2024 * *Limerick* If the center of earth you inspect And the surface of sun you expect To be just 'bout the same In their temps, I'd exclaim That the answer of Yes

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 13* *Limericks* With his measurements, man did proceed; Had the instruments that he would need To determine how fast Gulf stream water went past. Said that four miles per

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 12, 2024 * *Here's Today's CleanPun: * In a large Florida City, the rabbi developed quite a reputation for his sermons, so much so that everyone in the community came

Daily Clean Jokes for August 10 *Limericks * The young lion was really a mess When the others he tried to impress With his mouth-making sound. He took lessons and found That he now is a roaring

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 9, 2024* *Limericks:* There's a lawyer of well-known repute Who's successful and rather astute. Got one plaintiff on board And could not be ignored, Because others did

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 8, 2024* *Limericks* Making bread, baker said she proceeds At a pace that has varying speeds. "Please don't rush, but instead Take your time," baker said. Making bread

*Daily Clean Jokes for August 7, 2024 * *Today’s Limerick:* The tornado's wind was stupendous. Bur oak's damage was just horrendous. When the arborist, Dave, Said he'd managed to save The old oak,