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*Daily Jokes and Comics for October 29, 2024 * *Kirk's Puns * A man put all of his money into two stocks: a paper towel company and a revolving door concern. He was wiped out before he could turn

*Daily Jokes and Comics for October 28, 2024 * *Kirk's Daily Puns* It often is presumed that the Carthaginian military strategist, Hannibal, invaded Italy by crossing the Alps on pachyderms because he

*DailyJokes and Comics for October 27, 2024* *Kirk's Puns * The Montgolfier brothers launched their balloon in 1783 and proved they weren’t full of hot air. Police can do a search if it's warranted.

*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for October 26, 2024* *Kirk's Puns* Why did the knife sharpener quit his job? He couldn't take the grind. Artists know where to draw the line. If you tell a falsehood

*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for October 25, 2024* *Kirk's Puns* Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize When dressing up for a masquerade, disguise the limit. 'Pun' spelled backwards is a

*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for October 24, 2024* *Kirk's Puns * I witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory and immediately called the police. They caught the culprit and held me as a material

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*Daily Jokes and Comics * *for October 22, 2024 * *Kirk's Puns * Bring me a rubber band and make it snappy! A fat guy in a Speedo decided to become a streaker, but he was unable to pull it off. The

*Daily Clean Jokes & Comics for October 21, 2024* *A Taste Funny * A woman isn't feeling well and goes into Urgent Care: Nurse: "have you experienced a sudden loss of taste?" Patient: "No, I've always

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 20, 2024 * Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 19, 2024 * *Kirk's Puns * I asked the doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn’t make rash promises. How do you wrap up some fog? With a rainbow In court

*Here's Today's CleanPun: Antique Tents * Once a year, the collectors of antique tents in Germany get together for a rally. Last year, the organizers decided to hold it in Meinz. Unfortunately, the

Punny Signs Of Good Taste…?? At a fast food restaurant: "House of Grill Repute." Over the beer tap at a tavern: "One Pitcher's Worth A Thousand Words." In a health food restaurant: "All You Should

*Daily Jokes for October 17, 2024* *Kirk's Puns * My husband was trying to fix our carousel CD player. It would not release any of the CDs after pressing the button. He couldn't figure out what was

*Laughing Place's Daily Clean Jokes for October 16, 2024 * *Here's Today's CleanPun: Antique Tents* Once a year, the collectors of antique tents in Germany get together for a rally. Last year, the

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 15, 2024 * *Today's One-Liners: * Yesterday I was cooking dinner and my son came up to me and said, "Someday I'll work and help you with groceries, bills and house

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 14, 2024 * To the ocean the workers did haul A long cable they planned to install. Transatlantic device For the phones was quite nice. The decision to build: a good

Daily Clean Jokes for October 13, 2024 *Limericks * Cell phone coverage isn't fading At the seashore. The man's parading With a phone to his ear. Water's perfectly clear At the beach where he has call

*Daily Clean Jokes for October 16, 2024 * *Here's Today's CleanPun: Antique Tents* Once a year, the collectors of antique tents in Germany get together for a rally. Last year, the organizers decided

*Today's Daily Clean Jokes for October 12, 2024 * *Biggest Number* Preparing my son for his first day of kindergarten, we were reviewing numbers and counting. Suddenly he asked, "What is the biggest