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Daily Clean Jokes for February 5, 2025 *Today's Clean Pun:* *Grammar walks into a Bar* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They Drink. They Leave A comma splice walks into a bar, it

*Daily Clean Jokes for Tuesday, February 4, 2025 * *Today's Clean Pun:* A bird breeder, who dealt with only species that are normally wild, not parrots, canaries, or parakeets, had a difficult life,

*Daily Clean Jokes for Monday, February 3, 2015 * *Today's Clean Pun:* Wayne, a friend of mine, owns an auto-repair business. One day a woman called to inquire when he could work on her car. "I'm not

*Daily Jokes for February 2, 2025* When I was a child my father raised me not to "sput". If I remember correctly that meant I should honor the Lord, not take his name in vain and all of that, to which

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*Daily Clean Jokes for February 1, 2024 * *Kirk's Limerick* During roll call, sick soldier does sneeze. Due to shortness of breath, he does wheeze. Doesn't feel very good; No surprise that he would At

*Daily Clean Jokes for January ... brrr ... 31, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* He played cards New Year's Eve; didn't win, But his face always wore a big grin, 'Cause he drank like a fish. And he got his one

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*Daily Clean Jokes for or January 25, 2025* *Kirk's Limericks* A good punster once gave me a tip Years ago when he uttered this quip: For a play on words to Make much sense, surely you Know what's

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*Daily Clean Jokes for January 22, 2025* *Kirk's Limericks* Electrician does start to perspire 'Cause the time is about to expire On a licensing test. Will he pass? S'pose you guessed Looks like it

*Daily Clean Jokes for January 21, 2025* *Kirk's Limericks* Retired clock maker isn't a flake. Shows his grandkids first clock he did make. When the children ask why, The old geezer does sigh And