Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 7, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 7, 2025 *
Didn't know how he ought to begin
Losing weight, really wants to be thin.
He has just lost a pound,
So is going
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2490
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Daily Clean Jokes for April 6, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 6, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
Boxer lost six straight bouts. Filled with wrath,
He is pondering the aftermath.
He
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2489
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Re: Daily Clean Jokes for April 3, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 3, 2025*
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2488
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 5, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 5, 2025*
* Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
age and start
bragging about it.
* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2487
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 4, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 4, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
I asked sketch artist when she'd begin
On my portrait. She said with a grin:
An appointment
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2486
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Daily Clean Jokes for April 3, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 3, 2025*
*Today's Clean Limericks *
The astronomy course was by far
The one class I did better than par.
When it came to the skies,
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2485
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 2, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 8, 2024 *
*Kirk's Clean Limerick *
Punsters' loneliness likely does stem
From remarks that they make which condemn
All their
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2484
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 1, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 1, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
On his six shooters, cowboy put tons
Of thick glue, and admonished his sons
That they
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2483
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 31, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 31, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limerick *
Man did something that was rather dumb:
Hit his head on a doorway; it's numb.
To get what
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2482
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for March 30, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 30, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
When you're teaching recruits how to schlep
In a marching formation, the prep
That all
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2481
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 29, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 29, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limerick from Kirk *
Prison warden decides to pre-empt
Belly dancers before they attempt
To do
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2480
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 28, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 28, 2025 *
*Kirk's Clean Limericks *
Puns are quite universal; it's true.
They're not targeted for just a few.
Puns are told
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2479
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Cartoons
Cartoons
By
Marilyn Van Driesen
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#2478
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Cartoons
Cartoons
By
Marilyn Van Driesen
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#2477
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 26, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 26, 2025 *
*Kirk's Clean Limerick of the Day *
Long term contracts the wait staff condemn.
The café makes them sign, so mayhem
They do hope to
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2476
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 25 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 25, 2025 *
*Kirk's Clean Limericks *
Clumsy man had a bad transgression,
And the source of his indiscretion
Is he tripped and then
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2475
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 24, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 24, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
"From his office, my dentist has been
On vacation," I said with a grin.
"So my cavity's not
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2474
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 22, 2025
*ADaily Clean Jokes for March 22, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
"When insomnia strikes, it sure bites,"
Said King Arthur's court members. Their plights
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2473
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 21, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 21, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
*Kirk's Limerick*
Turnpike drivers received email poll.
My response was quite true, rather droll.
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2472
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Daily Clean Jokes for Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for March 20, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for March 20, 2025 *
*Kirk's Clean Limericks *
IQ tests have created suspense
In the town, so I guess it makes sense
That if scores
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2471
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