Daily Clean Jokes for May 23, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 23, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * By a teacher, the students were cowed. Do not whisper in class. She had vowed If you do, I'll punish, And the reason's pun-ish: Simply
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for May 22, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 22, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * If you catch a chinchilla in Chile And cut off its beard, willy-nilly You can honestly say You made on that day A Chilean chinchilla's
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for May 21, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 21, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * Missing podium, folks think is bound To turn up soon. It must be around In the building somewhere. It was located there In a room aptly
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 20, 2025 ... spacing problems this morning that could not be fixed.
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 20, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * If you play in the ocean, beware Of effects when you frolic out there. When you plunge in the sea, You will readily see The result:
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 19, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 19, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * Saw a tabby I thought I would pat On the head. It got spooked and did scat. A psychiatrist friend Said such felines do tend To be
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 18, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 18, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * There's a doctor who's sporting a grin. Anorexics he treats with chagrin. He admits to his wife Job is giving him strife. Said, "My
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 17, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 17, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limerick * My dear wife has been working a stint. She created a candy firm. Dint Her hard work for a while. She's now wearing a smile. It's because
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 16, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 16, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * *Limerick poems*, a form of humorous poetry that¡¯s been making us laugh for hundreds of years. Although there are many funny
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for May 14, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 14, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limerick * There was a young rustic named Mallory, who drew but a very small salary. When he went to the show, his purse made him go to a seat in
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 13, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 13, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * *Star Wars* sound track is monumental. It has passages strong and gentle. Like the music he wrote, I would just like to note That John
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 12, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 12, 2025* *Today's Clean Limericks * Banks have done something that I've regretted: Gave me way too much credit and netted A nice profit from me. It is easy to see That to
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 11, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 11, 2025* *Today's Clean Limericks * The photographer got a bad rap. She lacks focus, boss said. That is crap. People didn't agree With her manager. He Shutter out of a job
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 10, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 10, 2025* *Today's Clean Limericks * In the morning, the lawns will be blessed With some moisture. I'd like to suggest That the reason for this, Mother Nature's sweet kiss:
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 9, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for May 9, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * If a company's able to gain The technology that will attain Instant thundershowers, Firm should have its powers Be
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for May 8, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for May 8, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * If you catch a chinchilla in Chile And cut off its beard, willy-nilly You can honestly say You made on that day A Chilean
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for May 7, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for May 7, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * A large Buddhist group is repeating The same words, while on drums they're beating. That is where a pair met, Fell in love.
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 5, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 5, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 5, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 5, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for Sunday, May 4, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for May 4, 2025* *Today's Clean Limericks * There once was a fellow named Lou, Whose stories were often askew. He'd make up a tale, Then completely fail, And claim he was right,
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Daily Clean Jokes for May 3, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for **May 3, 2025* *Today's Clean Limericks * I asked sketch artist when she'd begin On my portrait. She said with a grin: An appointment you should Make with me so I could Check my
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