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*Daily Clean Jokes for May 30, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * There's a contest of fishing for bream. I'm a member of my city's team. But the outcome I dread As my fish are all dead, So does anyone

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 29, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * A canner, exceedingly canny One morning remarked to his granny: “A canner can can Anything that he can, But a canner can't can a can,

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 28, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * The computer nerd's pillow's outmoded; All the stuffing is really corroded. What he does is quite wise. A new pillow he buys, And he

Daily Clean Jokes for May 27, 2025 Pun:??Some hospitals have to cut coroners. Quote of the Day:? "Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen."?-- Martin Mull?

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 27, 2025* *Pun:* Some hospitals have to cut coroners. ------------------------------ *Quote of the Day:* "Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is

*Daily Clean Jokes for **May 26, 2025* *Today's Clean Limericks * Actor Danny DeVito's a guy Who's just four foot ten, and will imply He gets plenty of work, 'Cause he said with a smirk: Little actors

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 24, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * A democracy surely promotes Your vote counts; that is what it connotes. In a feudal state, you Cannot vote, so it's true In a feudal

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 23, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * By a teacher, the students were cowed. Do not whisper in class. She had vowed If you do, I'll punish, And the reason's pun-ish: Simply

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 22, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * If you catch a chinchilla in Chile And cut off its beard, willy-nilly You can honestly say You made on that day A Chilean chinchilla's

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 21, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * Missing podium, folks think is bound To turn up soon. It must be around In the building somewhere. It was located there In a room aptly

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 20, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * If you play in the ocean, beware Of effects when you frolic out there. When you plunge in the sea, You will readily see The result:

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 19, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * Saw a tabby I thought I would pat On the head. It got spooked and did scat. A psychiatrist friend Said such felines do tend To be

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 18, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * There's a doctor who's sporting a grin. Anorexics he treats with chagrin. He admits to his wife Job is giving him strife. Said, "My

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 17, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limerick * My dear wife has been working a stint. She created a candy firm. Dint Her hard work for a while. She's now wearing a smile. It's because

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 16, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * *Limerick poems*, a form of humorous poetry that’s been making us laugh for hundreds of years. Although there are many funny

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 14, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limerick * There was a young rustic named Mallory, who drew but a very small salary. When he went to the show, his purse made him go to a seat in

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 13, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * *Star Wars* sound track is monumental. It has passages strong and gentle. Like the music he wrote, I would just like to note That John

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 12, 2025* *Today's Clean Limericks * Banks have done something that I've regretted: Gave me way too much credit and netted A nice profit from me. It is easy to see That to

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 11, 2025* *Today's Clean Limericks * The photographer got a bad rap. She lacks focus, boss said. That is crap. People didn't agree With her manager. He Shutter out of a job

*Daily Clean Jokes for May 10, 2025* *Today's Clean Limericks * In the morning, the lawns will be blessed With some moisture. I'd like to suggest That the reason for this, Mother Nature's sweet kiss: