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*Clean Jokes for Friday, February 7, 2025* *Today's Clean Pun:* Old Aunt Cora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation. "It's terrible," she said to the

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 6, 2025* *Today's Clean Pun:* Texas makes me think of the old slogan "Remember the Alamo." It seems that during that battle, the guy in charge of the whole thing

Daily Clean Jokes for February 5, 2025 *Today's Clean Pun:* *Grammar walks into a Bar* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They Drink. They Leave A comma splice walks into a bar,

*Daily Clean Jokes for Tuesday, February 4, 2025 * *Today's Clean Pun:* A bird breeder, who dealt with only species that are normally wild, not parrots, canaries, or parakeets, had a difficult

*Daily Clean Jokes for Monday, February 3, 2015 * *Today's Clean Pun:* Wayne, a friend of mine, owns an auto-repair business. One day a woman called to inquire when he could work on her

*Daily Jokes for February 2, 2025* When I was a child my father raised me not to "sput". If I remember correctly that meant I should honor the Lord, not take his name in vain and all of that, to

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*Daily Clean Jokes for February 1, 2024 * *Kirk's Limerick* During roll call, sick soldier does sneeze. Due to shortness of breath, he does wheeze. Doesn't feel very good;

*Daily Clean Jokes for January ... brrr ... 31, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* He played cards New Year's Eve; didn't win, But his face always wore a big grin, 'Cause he drank like a fish.

*Daily Clean Jokes for January 29, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* At the deli, two friends like to eat; Get together at noon, so they greet One another each day And are

Daily Clean Jokes for January 28, 2025 Kirk's Limericks As the wave went around, fans hooted In the stadium; up they scooted. People rose in the stands And they raised

*Daily Clean Jokes for January 27, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* Bottled water firm has lucidity. It is struggling and gets validity To change prices. You see And head honchos

*Daily Clean Jokes for January 26, 2025 * *Kirk's Limericks* Students' multiplication rate climbs. They are better, but not in their primes. Kids are having success

*Daily Clean Jokes for or January 25, 2025* *Kirk's Limericks* A good punster once gave me a tip Years ago when he uttered this quip: For a play on words to Make much

*Daily Clean Jokes for January 24, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick * There's a promising actress named Char With a habit that isn't bizarre. Every morn likes to see

*Daily Clean Jokes for January 23, 2025 * *Kirk's Limericks* Electrician does start to perspire 'Cause the time is about to expire On a licensing test. Will he pass?

*Daily Clean Jokes for January 22, 2025* *Kirk's Limericks* The sheep rustler is in quite a jam. He breaks out of the jail and does scram. When the sheriff finds out, He