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*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 20, 2024 * *Kirk Miller's Daily Limerick* Tried to get the plump men to appraise Just how fat they'd become. Didn't faze Them at all; they were set In their

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 19, 2024* *LIST OF ALL THE CHRISTMAS-RELATED THINGS THAT MUST BE BANNED BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT* Eggnog: Hideously fattening; leads to coronary artery disease. When

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 18, 2024* *Kirk's Limericks* *Two limericks are below, each with a different tense for its ending. * With geometry gone, I confess That my life would be just a big

Daily Clean Jokes for December 17, 2024 *Kirk's Limerick* Group of whales that I saw had amassed In the ocean; their number was vast. They discussed what to say When online the next day, Like ideas

*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 16, 2024* *Kirk's Limerick* In the park when I went for a jog, All the people were simply agog At a canine they saw. Folks were simply in awe At the puppy, a

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 15, 2024* *Kirk's Puns* Why are rivers always rich? Because they have two banks He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed. What day of the

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 14, 2024* *Kirk's Limericks* It's a problem the farm must endure. Though they tried many ways, With the bovine, milk stays. She's a Milk Dud, an udder failure. *Conrad

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 13, 2024* *Kirk's Clean Limerick* He liked trees that resided in threes, So the arborist tried to appease Him and plant side by side Three nice spruce two feet wide.

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 11, 2024* *Kirk's Limerick* Toddler played with Mom's lipstick and landed In the doghouse. Tyke's mom reprimanded Him; was not much endeared By red lipstick he smeared,

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 10, 2024 * *Kirk's Limerick* Funding for my foundation did halt, But it now has resumed. I exalt. All the funding, I smirk, Of San Andreas work Is quite generous to a

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*Daily Clean Jokes for December 8, 2024* *Today's Clean Limerick from Kirk* The ballet school director who shows Up in classes at random times knows The result should be good, 'Cause she thinks that

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*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 6, 2024 * *Kirk''s Limericks* Trapeze artist, a man name of Brett, Quit his job which he viewed as a threat. Lost his partner, his wife, Which then caused

*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 5, 2024* *Kirk's Limericks* Live vicariously, I insist, Through the movies, a way to exist That's a very good one. So please pardon this pun When I say that

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 3, 2024 * *Kirk's Puns* They arrested the owner of a threatening bull--he was brought up on charges. What Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend? Dumb Beau When the

Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 2, 2024 "A new study says that a lack of sleep can actually make you happier. When they heard that, new moms were like, 'You wanna say that to my face?'" *--

Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 2, 2024 "A new study says that a lack of sleep can actually make you happier. When they heard that, new moms were like, 'You wanna say that to my face?'" *--

*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 1, 2024 * *Kirk's Limericks* There are ninja nuns that inhabit A nice abbey, remarked an abbot. And its squadron of nuns Very often makes puns Like their

*Daily Clean Jokes for November 30, 2024 * *Kirk's Puns* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. What musical is about a train conductor? "My Fare, Lady" What do you call a woman who