Daily Clean Jokes for January 22, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 22, 2025*
*Kirk's Limericks*
The sheep rustler is in quite a jam.
He breaks out of the jail and does scram.
When the sheriff finds out,
He
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2403
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 22, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 22, 2025*
*Kirk's Limericks*
Electrician does start to perspire
'Cause the time is about to expire
On a licensing test.
Will he pass?
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2402
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for January 21, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 21, 2025*
*Kirk's Limericks*
Retired clock maker isn't a flake.
Shows his grandkids first clock he did make.
When the children ask why,
The
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2401
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Cats & Dogs
?Cats & Dogs
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Marilyn Van Driesen
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#2400
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 20, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 20, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Go from Leeds o'er to Nice in the skies
Is eight hundred ten miles. I surmise
That's how far you will fly
In
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2399
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 19, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 19, 2025*
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an
experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to
disperse some people
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2398
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 18, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 18, 2024 *
*Today's One-Liner*
When you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell
seashells.
*Quote of the Day*
Sometimes bad things happen
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2397
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 17, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 17, 2025*
Cheap Cell
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2396
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Daily Clean Jokes, Comics, and Dear Abby for January 16, 2025
Daily Clean Jokes for January 16, 2025
*Kirk's Limerick*
Building has a new doorman who touts
Just how quickly he'll learn people's routes.
He is soon in the know
'Bout
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2395
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 15, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 15, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Kangaroo's playing soccer, heart pounds.
Ball's kicked over the fence of the grounds.
Fetch the ball? He will pass
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2394
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 14, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 14, 2025 *
*Kirk's Limerick*
Flies infest police station. They stream
All around and annoy, so a scheme
To get rid of the flies
Is soon
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2393
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 14, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 14, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Flies infest police station. They stream
All around and annoy, so a scheme
To get rid of the flies
Is soon
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2392
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 14, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 14, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Flies infest police station. They stream
All around and annoy, so a scheme
To get rid of the flies
Is soon
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2391
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 13, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 13, 2025 *
*Kirk's Limerick*
Web designer was really quite smart,
Had the barber involved and take part
In designing his site.
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2390
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 12, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 12, 2025 *
*Kirk's Puns*
How did Hitler tie his laces? In little Nazis.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a
missionary
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2389
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 11, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 11, 2025*
*Kirk's Limericks*
Auctioneers are all calling the shots
During bidding, and here are my thoughts
About what they must do
To be
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2388
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 10, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 10, 2025 *
*Kirk's Limerick*
At the end of the year, woman claims
To her football fan husband named James,
"When I turn on TV,
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2387
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 9, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 9, 2025*
*Kirk's Limericks*
Sold computer parts and I did thrive;
Was the best at my firm, but now I've
Been unable to sell.
I am not doing
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2386
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Wednesday Comics
Wednesday Comics
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Do You Want To Live A Long Time?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Direct
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Marilyn Van Driesen
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#2385
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Daily Clean Jokes for January 8, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for January 8, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Woman's bill for perfume is immense.
It's four hundred bucks, quite an expense.
The perfume is quite rare,
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2384
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