Daily Clean Jokes for December 25, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for December 25, 2024 Jokes*
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*Gopher Central:*
*Yes!!! Merry Christmas to all... and to all... read this issue of
our Christmas jokes and chuckle,
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2366
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Re: Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 24, 2024
Dolores Novotny
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dolores novotny
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#2365
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 24, 2024
Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 24, 2024? ??
Today¡¯s Christmas Puns:??
You better get spruced up if you're going to sell Christmas trees.
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Kirk's Christmas Puns
What do you call
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Marilyn Van Driesen
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#2364
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 22, 2024
Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 22, 2024? ? ??
Kirk's Limerick
At a job, had to wear a nice suit.
I sold shoes but did not make much loot.
????????????Didn't do very
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Marilyn Van Driesen
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#2363
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Cleaning my files and found some more comics
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Marilyn Van Driesen
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#2362
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Daily Clean Jokes for December 21, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for December 21, 2024 *
*Kirk's Limericks *
*Have a Punny Christmas *
*by Richard Lederer*
If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe.
A bird dog could
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2361
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 20, 2024 *
*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 20, 2024 *
*Kirk Miller's Daily Limerick*
Tried to get the plump men to appraise
Just how fat they'd become. Didn't faze
Them
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2360
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Daily Clean Jokes for December 19, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for December 19, 2024*
*LIST OF ALL THE CHRISTMAS-RELATED THINGS THAT MUST BE BANNED BEFORE
SOMEONE GETS HURT*
Eggnog: Hideously fattening; leads to coronary artery disease.
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2359
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Daily Clean Jokes for December 18, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for December 18, 2024*
*Kirk's Limericks*
*Two limericks are below, each with a different tense for its ending. *
With geometry gone, I confess
That my life would be just a
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2358
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Daily Clean Jokes for December 17, 2024
Daily Clean Jokes for December 17, 2024
*Kirk's Limerick*
Group of whales that I saw had amassed
In the ocean; their number was vast.
They discussed what to say
When
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2357
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 16, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 16, 2024*
*Kirk's Limerick*
In the park when I went for a jog,
All the people were simply agog
At a canine they saw.
Folks were
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2356
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Daily Clean Jokes for December 15, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for December 15, 2024*
*Kirk's Puns*
Why are rivers always rich?
Because they have two banks
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2355
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Daily Clean Jokes for December 14, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for December 14, 2024*
*Kirk's Limericks*
It's a problem the farm must endure.
Though they tried many ways,
With the bovine, milk stays.
She's a Milk
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2354
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 13, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for December 13, 2024*
*Kirk's Clean Limerick*
He liked trees that resided in threes,
So the arborist tried to appease
Him and plant side by side
Three
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2353
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 11, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for December 11, 2024*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Toddler played with Mom's lipstick and landed
In the doghouse. Tyke's mom reprimanded
Him; was not much endeared
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2352
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Daily Clean Jokes for December 10, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for December 10, 2024 *
*Kirk's Limerick*
Funding for my foundation did halt,
But it now has resumed. I exalt.
All the funding, I smirk,
Of San
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2351
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Re: Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for December 8, 2024
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Dolores Novotny
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dolores novotny
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#2350
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Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for December 8, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for December 8, 2024*
*Today's Clean Limerick from Kirk*
The ballet school director who shows
Up in classes at random times knows
The result should be good,
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2349
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Re: Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 6, 2024
Dolores Novotny
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dolores novotny
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#2348
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 6, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 6, 2024 *
*Kirk''s Limericks*
Trapeze artist, a man name of Brett,
Quit his job which he viewed as a threat.
Lost his partner,
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2347
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