Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 15, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 15, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Pun:* Two antennas (antennae?) met on a roof.
They fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes for April 14, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 14, 2025*
*Today's Clean Limericks *
His recliner was one of renown.
On his face he is wearing a frown.
'Twas replaced by his wife,
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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GET MORE MONEY BACK ON YOUR TAXES!!
GET MORE MONEY BACK ON YOUR TAXES!!<http://archives.simplelists.com/thehumorlist/msg/8299413>
Washington D.C. - The IRS warned that a new Internet spam-scam, which promises bigger tax refunds and
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Phoenixbird
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Daily Clean Jokes for April 13, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 13, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Pun:* "Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies
are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceptible and are
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 12, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 12, 2024 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
Import taxes are being applied.
Many people are dissatisfied.
They are nervous and
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes for April 11, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 11, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
Rope gets tangled once more; what a pain.
All the woman's attempts are in vain.
So
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 10, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 10, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
Before airlines make changes, they try
Pilot projects. Will things go awry?
And the
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes for April 9, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 9, 2025*
*Today's Clean Limericks *
The last line has a well-known cliché
That contains, as expected, wordplay.
In heaven's football
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for Tuesday, April 8, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for Tuesday, April 8, 2025*
*Today's Clean Pun: ((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2
+ 0*
Which translates to:
A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
Plus three times
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 7, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 7, 2025 *
Didn't know how he ought to begin
Losing weight, really wants to be thin.
He has just lost a pound,
So is going
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes for April 6, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 6, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
Boxer lost six straight bouts. Filled with wrath,
He is pondering the aftermath.
He
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Re: Daily Clean Jokes for April 3, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 3, 2025*
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 5, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 5, 2025*
* Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
age and start
bragging about it.
* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 4, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 4, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
I asked sketch artist when she'd begin
On my portrait. She said with a grin:
An appointment
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes for April 3, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 3, 2025*
*Today's Clean Limericks *
The astronomy course was by far
The one class I did better than par.
When it came to the skies,
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 2, 2024
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 8, 2024 *
*Kirk's Clean Limerick *
Punsters' loneliness likely does stem
From remarks that they make which condemn
All their
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for April 1, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for April 1, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
On his six shooters, cowboy put tons
Of thick glue, and admonished his sons
That they
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 31, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 31, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limerick *
Man did something that was rather dumb:
Hit his head on a doorway; it's numb.
To get what
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for March 30, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 30, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
When you're teaching recruits how to schlep
In a marching formation, the prep
That all
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 29, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 29, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limerick from Kirk *
Prison warden decides to pre-empt
Belly dancers before they attempt
To do
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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