Daily Clean Jokes for March 19, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 19, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
During medical school there's a rut
That the student is in. She thinks what
If the test I don't
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 18, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 18, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
If you give alcohol a good-bye
And decide that hard drugs you will try,
I will hasten to tell
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2469
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Missing Monday Morning Cartoons arrived here very late
Monday Cartoons ... apologies for the delay
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2468
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 17, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 17, 2025 *
*Kirk's Limericks*
New receptionist job, good sensations
At hotel where I worked. Expectations
Were real high to begin
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2467
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 16, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 16, 2025 *
*Kirk's Clean Limerick *
To Las Vegas, casinos entice
The old man with his big gambling vice.
Though he wanted to go,
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2466
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Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for Saturday, March 15, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for Thursday, March 15, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Pun: *
At the cheese plant, we all had to flee
From explosions they didn’t foresee.
At the end of the day,
Heard a newscaster
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2465
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 14, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for December 14, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks*
"My new relish invention," said Mum,
"Has been selling quite well. I've become
Very wealthy. You
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2464
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 13, 1015
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 13, 2025*
*Kirk's Limericks*
At a mime class reunion, don't botch
What you do, always acting top-notch.
If you hear any noise,
Just ignore;
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2463
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Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for March 12, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for March 12, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limerick from Kirk Miller*
I had hoped the café would perhaps
Show their trick to prevent some prolapse
Of
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2462
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 11, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 11, 2025*
*Today's Clean Pun: Mouse:* "I hear you volunteered at the monastery's
food festival today."
Pig: "Yeah, I cooked the fried chicken, but I got grease on my
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2461
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Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for March 10, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for **March 10, 2025 *
*Kirk's Clean Limericks *
On Sunday we got to spring time
Ahead at the two o'clock chime.
You set our clock early,
And
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2460
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English Readings for March 10, 2025
English Readings for March 10, 2025
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2459
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 9, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 9, 2025*
As they sped through the outskirts of town,
The man's wife on her face wore a frown.
When she said, "Dear, you need
To reduce your
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2458
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 8, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 8, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Friday night with my girlfriend was great.
Local aviary was first rate.
Didn't cost much money.
You might find
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2457
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 7, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 7, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Don't spread rumors or gossip. I've found
That advice will turn out to be sound
Because if you throw dirt,
You
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2456
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 6, 2025
Daily Clean JOKES for March 6, 2025
*Kirk's Limerick*
Plant horse chestnut trees through ambulation
All across the U.S. Forestation
Ought to be the result.
After years,
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2455
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Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for March 5, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 5, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks*
The two prisoners had the same traits,
So they bought some hotels in four states
And became best of
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2454
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Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for March 4, 2023
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 4, 2023 *
Velcro wall is a dream. I'll pursue it
In my man-cave. My wife will pooh-pooh it.
She is thinking that I'll
Give up
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2453
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 3, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 3, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Origami show's one that I knew
Would be televised, but I did rue
What I found on TV.
Wasn't able to see
The world
By
Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2452
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 2, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 2, 2025 *
*Kirk's Limerick*
A cosmologist friend of mine, Matt,
Said this weekend that he'll get to chat
In a meeting about
Some black
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2451
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