Please help me answer these questions:

1. Do they bury you with your shoes on?

2. Why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?

3. Why are there not 41 shades of Green?

4. Why does each day start at 12 am?

5. Why is snow white?

6. Why are chick flicks so boring?

7. Why do pigeons fly upside down over West Virginia?

8. Why can't cats bark?

9. How long is eternity?

10. Do chickens have lips?

11. Why are there no shoes made in USA?

12. Why is water wet?

13. Why do the years go by so fast as you get older?

14. Why are winters endless?

15. How is possible for restaurants to serve "home cooking"?

16. How far away is nowhere?

17. How do you measure infinity?

18. Why can't I answer my own questions?

19. Why don't the Dalton59 members post messages?

20. If members of Dalton59 don't post messages, should their
memberships be revoked?

21. Should there be fines paid by Dalton59 members who don't
post messages?

22. Should boneheads like me be barred from posting messages?

23. Does anyone actually read Dalton59 messages?

24. Should the Dalton59 group be suspended or disbanded?

25. Is there anyone still alive in our Dalton59 Group?

26. Am I a zombie or what?

Keep smiling or grow old; not really a good option.

Have a great rest of your life,

The Pontificator J Henry Weaselmeister

From: jhdouglas59
Subject: [dalton59] Re: Unanswered Questions
To: dalton59@...
Date: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 8:59 PM

?

I think I do have an answer to question 7. Does anyone else
know the answer? I think Kevin Orr (comedian at the Red Dog Saloon
in Cincinnati many years ago in the 1970's had the question and the
answer to the question). I saw him perform at the Red Dog on a business trip I made to Miamisburg, Ohio while I worked for Bergstrom
Paper Company. I don't know if Kevin Orr is alive or perhaps
is now buried with (or maybe without) his shoes on.

The party's over but the road goes on forever, or is it the road goes
on forever but the party never ends? Of course, unless it is post
50th Dalton 59 reunion, then the party is over for sure.

Does anyone else have any unanswerd questions?

Does anyone recall Chuch Willis who sang "What Am I Living For?"
and then died shortly thereafter. A bittersweet event indeed.

Now we are in the ides of March for whatever that is worth.

All I know about March is that daylight savings time finally starts
and daylight wasting time ends on March 13, St. Patty's Day is
the time to drink green beer on March 17, and spring (hooray) starts
on March 20. And the highlight of March occurs on March 21 to
celebrate Benito Juarez's birthday. Sounds like a good time to
scarf down frozen margaritas. Anybody else out there celebrate
Benito's birthday?

Just out of curiosity, who in the Dalton59 group has a birthday
in March? Or for that matter, who in the class of 59 irrespective
of whether or not the person is in or not in the Dalton59 group
has a March birthday? A bigger question would be "How does anyone
know who has a March birthday"? Maybe I will send a virtual e-mail
birthday card to those with March birthdays. E-mail birthday
cards are a lot cheaper than snail mail birthday cards. It's the thought that counts--not the cost.

Then we can continue with the birthday list for future months
if anyone knows of birthday dates. How in the world would anyone
have a clue about who has a birthday in what month?

Glad to hear somebody actually reads my messages.

Don't you have anything better to do with your time?

I think maybe I will give each of you an assignment to write
an answer to essay questions. Your response must be less than
5,000 words. The first one to respond gets criticized--just
like in school.

Here's the first essay assignment:

Why are the school colors orange and black and class pink and black
colors important to you? What would life have been like if the
colors red and white as school colors and brown and gold class colors
been selected instead? Why is a bulldog important as the school
mascot? Why is the annual called Luanna? Why was Dalton built on
a hill? Why was the all-girl marching band disbanded?

Waiting for your timely response to the essay questions,

Professor J Henry Scholarmeister

--- In , "jhdouglas59" >
>
> Please help me answer these questions:
>
> 1. Do they bury you with your shoes on?
>
> 2. Why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?
>
> 3. Why are there not 41 shades of Green?
>
> 4. Why does each day start at 12 am?
>
> 5. Why is snow white?
>
> 6. Why are chick flicks so boring?
>
> 7. Why do pigeons fly upside down over West Virginia?
>
> 8. Why can't cats bark?
>
> 9. How long is eternity?
>
> 10. Do chickens have lips?
>
> 11. Why are there no shoes made in USA?
>
> 12. Why is water wet?
>
> 13. Why do the years go by so fast as you get older?
>
> 14. Why are winters endless?
>
> 15. How is possible for restaurants to serve "home cooking"?
>
> 16. How far away is nowhere?
>
> 17. How do you measure infinity?
>
> 18. Why can't I answer my own questions?
>
> 19. Why don't the Dalton59 members post messages?
>
> 20. If members of Dalton59 don't post messages, should their
> memberships be revoked?
>
> 21. Should there be fines paid by Dalton59 members who don't
> post messages?
>
> 22. Should boneheads like me be barred from posting messages?
>
> 23. Does anyone actually read Dalton59 messages?
>
> 24. Should the Dalton59 group be suspended or disbanded?
>
> 25. Is there anyone still alive in our Dalton59 Group?
>
> 26. Am I a zombie or what?
>
> Keep smiling or grow old; not really a good option.
>
> Have a great rest of your life,
>
> The Pontificator J Henry Weaselmeister
>

?

Hi John: Well, I see you are at it again! ? Does anyone recall Chuch Willis who sang "What Am I Living For?" and then died shortly thereafter. A bittersweet event indeed. ? That is funny!? ? Wow, this just shows the power of the tongue - guess not only in spoken words, but in singing words.? I had better watch out - with my songs.? This is my funny experience... Last week I was setting up at this Rehab place, where I go monthly.? I had some shoes on that were a little worn in the heal and shouldn't have been wearing them.? The guy had just mopped the dining room floor and think it was still a bit damp.? As I was setting up, my right foot began to slide forward out of contral, and then my left foot slid backwards.? I made the biggest split you ever saw in your life - left about a 5 ft. mark on the floor - as I tried to hold on to a pole for support and about five people watched me?fall.? I was really blessed that I wasn't hurt any worse than I was.? At this point I decided the show was going to be in my bare feet, until the Activity Dir. brought me a pair of little footies to wear.? My first song up to sing...was none other than "I Fall To Pieces."??So be careful what you speak and "sing." ?My first performance in stocking feet!? I even had to tap dance a bit like that to one of my songs.? ? One of the black guys there named Oathe (prounounced Otha) said he loved to hear me sing and why didn't I just "spend the night."? I really laughed and laughed and said "well, I have my footies on, all I need is my jammies."? I got such a kick out of that - I laughed the whole way home in my car.? Really it was a beautiful compliment, because what he was saying - that he didn't want me to go home!? He just wanted me to hang out with them longer. ? Happy Weekend - Class of 1959. Linda F. ? ? --- On Wed, 3/2/11, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@...> wrote: From: jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@...> Subject: [dalton59] Re: Unanswered Questions To: dalton59@... Date: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 8:59 PM ? I think I do have an answer to question 7. Does anyone else know the answer? I think Kevin Orr (comedian at the Red Dog Saloon in Cincinnati many years ago in the 1970's had the question and the answer to the question). I saw him perform at the Red Dog on a business trip I made to Miamisburg, Ohio while I worked for Bergstrom Paper Company. I don't know if Kevin Orr is alive or perhaps is now buried with (or maybe without) his shoes on. The party's over but the road goes on forever, or is it the road goes on forever but the party never ends? Of course, unless it is post 50th Dalton 59 reunion, then the party is over for sure. Does anyone else have any unanswerd questions? Does anyone recall Chuch Willis who sang "What Am I Living For?" and then died shortly thereafter. A bittersweet event indeed. Now we are in the ides of March for whatever that is worth. All I know about March is that daylight savings time finally starts and daylight wasting time ends on March 13, St. Patty's Day is the time to drink green beer on March 17, and spring (hooray) starts on March 20. And the highlight of March occurs on March 21 to celebrate Benito Juarez's birthday. Sounds like a good time to scarf down frozen margaritas. Anybody else out there celebrate Benito's birthday? Just out of curiosity, who in the Dalton59 group has a birthday in March? Or for that matter, who in the class of 59 irrespective of whether or not the person is in or not in the Dalton59 group has a March birthday? A bigger question would be "How does anyone know who has a March birthday"? Maybe I will send a virtual e-mail birthday card to those with March birthdays. E-mail birthday cards are a lot cheaper than snail mail birthday cards. It's the thought that counts--not the cost. Then we can continue with the birthday list for future months if anyone knows of birthday dates. How in the world would anyone have a clue about who has a birthday in what month? Glad to hear somebody actually reads my messages. Don't you have anything better to do with your time? I think maybe I will give each of you an assignment to write an answer to essay questions. Your response must be less than 5,000 words. The first one to respond gets criticized--just like in school. Here's the first essay assignment: Why are the school colors orange and black and class pink and black colors important to you? What would life have been like if the colors red and white as school colors and brown and gold class colors been selected instead? Why is a bulldog important as the school mascot? Why is the annual called Luanna? Why was Dalton built on a hill? Why was the all-girl marching band disbanded? Waiting for your timely response to the essay questions, Professor J Henry Scholarmeister --- In , "jhdouglas59" wrote: > > > Please help me answer these questions: > > 1. Do they bury you with your shoes on? > > 2. Why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence? > > 3. Why are there not 41 shades of Green? > > 4. Why does each day start at 12 am? > > 5. Why is snow white? > > 6. Why are chick flicks so boring? > > 7. Why do pigeons fly upside down over West Virginia? > > 8. Why can't cats bark? > > 9. How long is eternity? > > 10. Do chickens have lips? > > 11. Why are there no shoes made in USA? > > 12. Why is water wet? > > 13. Why do the years go by so fast as you get older? > > 14. Why are winters endless? > > 15. How is possible for restaurants to serve "home cooking"? > > 16. How far away is nowhere? > > 17. How do you measure infinity? > > 18. Why can't I answer my own questions? > > 19. Why don't the Dalton59 members post messages? > > 20. If members of Dalton59 don't post messages, should their > memberships be revoked? > > 21. Should there be fines paid by Dalton59 members who don't > post messages? > > 22. Should boneheads like me be barred from posting messages? > > 23. Does anyone actually read Dalton59 messages? > > 24. Should the Dalton59 group be suspended or disbanded? > > 25. Is there anyone still alive in our Dalton59 Group? > > 26. Am I a zombie or what? > > Keep smiling or grow old; not really a good option. > > Have a great rest of your life, > > The Pontificator J Henry Weaselmeister >

Well, I started on answering your questions but Pat did a good job.
I have one correction for question 16. Nowhere, OK 73038 is about 426 miles from your house.
As for "why is snow white?", maybe one of the seven dwarfs might know the answer.

Yes, I do read all the posts.


Cherish Yesterday, Dream Tomorrow, Live Today.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

Keith Goudy
keith.goudy@...
512-590-2832




On Mar 2, 2011, at 3:46 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote:

Please help me answer these questions:

1. Do they bury you with your shoes on?

2. Why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?

3. Why are there not 41 shades of Green?

4. Why does each day start at 12 am?

5. Why is snow white?

6. Why are chick flicks so boring?

7. Why do pigeons fly upside down over West Virginia?

8. Why can't cats bark?

9. How long is eternity?

10. Do chickens have lips?

11. Why are there no shoes made in USA?

12. Why is water wet?

13. Why do the years go by so fast as you get older?

14. Why are winters endless?

15. How is possible for restaurants to serve "home cooking"?

16. How far away is nowhere?

17. How do you measure infinity?

18. Why can't I answer my own questions?

19. Why don't the Dalton59 members post messages?

20. If members of Dalton59 don't post messages, should their
memberships be revoked?

21. Should there be fines paid by Dalton59 members who don't
post messages?

22. Should boneheads like me be barred from posting messages?

23. Does anyone actually read Dalton59 messages?

24. Should the Dalton59 group be suspended or disbanded?

25. Is there anyone still alive in our Dalton59 Group?

26. Am I a zombie or what?

Keep smiling or grow old; not really a good option.

Have a great rest of your life,

The Pontificator J Henry Weaselmeister

March 21st is also the birthday of J.S. Bach and, if I remember correctly, our classmate Jeff Eckard. I recall that it was asserted that the first day of Spring was always on March 21st because that?€?s when Jeff?€?s birthday was.

Happy Spring to all!

Chuck

From: jhdouglas59
Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2011 9:59 PM
To: dalton59@...
Subject: [dalton59] Re: Unanswered Questions


I think I do have an answer to question 7. Does anyone else
know the answer? I think Kevin Orr (comedian at the Red Dog Saloon
in Cincinnati many years ago in the 1970's had the question and the
answer to the question). I saw him perform at the Red Dog on a business trip I made to Miamisburg, Ohio while I worked for Bergstrom
Paper Company. I don't know if Kevin Orr is alive or perhaps
is now buried with (or maybe without) his shoes on.

The party's over but the road goes on forever, or is it the road goes
on forever but the party never ends? Of course, unless it is post
50th Dalton 59 reunion, then the party is over for sure.

Does anyone else have any unanswerd questions?

Does anyone recall Chuch Willis who sang "What Am I Living For?"
and then died shortly thereafter. A bittersweet event indeed.

Now we are in the ides of March for whatever that is worth.

All I know about March is that daylight savings time finally starts
and daylight wasting time ends on March 13, St. Patty's Day is
the time to drink green beer on March 17, and spring (hooray) starts
on March 20. And the highlight of March occurs on March 21 to
celebrate Benito Juarez's birthday. Sounds like a good time to
scarf down frozen margaritas. Anybody else out there celebrate
Benito's birthday?

Just out of curiosity, who in the Dalton59 group has a birthday
in March? Or for that matter, who in the class of 59 irrespective
of whether or not the person is in or not in the Dalton59 group
has a March birthday? A bigger question would be "How does anyone
know who has a March birthday"? Maybe I will send a virtual e-mail
birthday card to those with March birthdays. E-mail birthday
cards are a lot cheaper than snail mail birthday cards. It's the thought that counts--not the cost.

Then we can continue with the birthday list for future months
if anyone knows of birthday dates. How in the world would anyone
have a clue about who has a birthday in what month?

Glad to hear somebody actually reads my messages.

Don't you have anything better to do with your time?

I think maybe I will give each of you an assignment to write
an answer to essay questions. Your response must be less than
5,000 words. The first one to respond gets criticized--just
like in school.

Here's the first essay assignment:

Why are the school colors orange and black and class pink and black
colors important to you? What would life have been like if the
colors red and white as school colors and brown and gold class colors
been selected instead? Why is a bulldog important as the school
mascot? Why is the annual called Luanna? Why was Dalton built on
a hill? Why was the all-girl marching band disbanded?

Waiting for your timely response to the essay questions,

Professor J Henry Scholarmeister

--- In mailto:dalton59%40yahoogroups.com, "jhdouglas59" <jhdouglas59@> wrote:

Please help me answer these questions:

1. Do they bury you with your shoes on?

2. Why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?

3. Why are there not 41 shades of Green?

4. Why does each day start at 12 am?

5. Why is snow white?

6. Why are chick flicks so boring?

7. Why do pigeons fly upside down over West Virginia?

8. Why can't cats bark?

9. How long is eternity?

10. Do chickens have lips?

11. Why are there no shoes made in USA?

12. Why is water wet?

13. Why do the years go by so fast as you get older?

14. Why are winters endless?

15. How is possible for restaurants to serve "home cooking"?

16. How far away is nowhere?

17. How do you measure infinity?

18. Why can't I answer my own questions?

19. Why don't the Dalton59 members post messages?

20. If members of Dalton59 don't post messages, should their
memberships be revoked?

21. Should there be fines paid by Dalton59 members who don't
post messages?

22. Should boneheads like me be barred from posting messages?

23. Does anyone actually read Dalton59 messages?

24. Should the Dalton59 group be suspended or disbanded?

25. Is there anyone still alive in our Dalton59 Group?

26. Am I a zombie or what?

Keep smiling or grow old; not really a good option.

Have a great rest of your life,

The Pontificator J Henry Weaselmeister

?

Mental clutter.

Yes, Spring does have flexible starting dates, but I guess the key to remembering Jeff's birthday is that the "traditional" starting date for Spring is March 21st and that is when his birthday is.

Chuck

On Mar 12, 2011, at 6:42 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote:

?

Chuck:

How in the world do you remember Jeff Eckard's birthday?

Do you have some kind of diary or what?

I am lucky to even remember my own birthday. I choose not to
remember them I guess. If you don't remember, then how can you
get older (and wiser)?

Doesn't Spring have flexible dates like something between March
20 to 22? This year it is on March 20 but Jeff's birthday is
on March 21. So how do you remember March 21?

Later,

John

--- In dalton59@..., "Chuck Meier" wrote:
>
> March 21st is also the birthday of J.S. Bach and, if I remember correctly, our classmate Jeff Eckard. I recall that it was asserted that the first day of Spring was always on March 21st because that?€?s when Jeff?€?s birthday was.
>
> Happy Spring to all!
>
> Chuck
>
> From: jhdouglas59
> Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2011 9:59 PM
> To: dalton59@...
> Subject: [dalton59] Re: Unanswered Questions
>
>
> I think I do have an answer to question 7. Does anyone else
> know the answer? I think Kevin Orr (comedian at the Red Dog Saloon
> in Cincinnati many years ago in the 1970's had the question and the
> answer to the question). I saw him perform at the Red Dog on a business trip I made to Miamisburg, Ohio while I worked for Bergstrom
> Paper Company. I don't know if Kevin Orr is alive or perhaps
> is now buried with (or maybe without) his shoes on.
>
> The party's over but the road goes on forever, or is it the road goes
> on forever but the party never ends? Of course, unless it is post
> 50th Dalton 59 reunion, then the party is over for sure.
>
> Does anyone else have any unanswerd questions?
>
> Does anyone recall Chuch Willis who sang "What Am I Living For?"
> and then died shortly thereafter. A bittersweet event indeed.
>
> Now we are in the ides of March for whatever that is worth.
>
> All I know about March is that daylight savings time finally starts
> and daylight wasting time ends on March 13, St. Patty's Day is
> the time to drink green beer on March 17, and spring (hooray) starts
> on March 20. And the highlight of March occurs on March 21 to
> celebrate Benito Juarez's birthday. Sounds like a good time to
> scarf down frozen margaritas. Anybody else out there celebrate
> Benito's birthday?
>
> Just out of curiosity, who in the Dalton59 group has a birthday
> in March? Or for that matter, who in the class of 59 irrespective
> of whether or not the person is in or not in the Dalton59 group
> has a March birthday? A bigger question would be "How does anyone
> know who has a March birthday"? Maybe I will send a virtual e-mail
> birthday card to those with March birthdays. E-mail birthday
> cards are a lot cheaper than snail mail birthday cards. It's the thought that counts--not the cost.
>
> Then we can continue with the birthday list for future months
> if anyone knows of birthday dates. How in the world would anyone
> have a clue about who has a birthday in what month?
>
> Glad to hear somebody actually reads my messages.
>
> Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
>
> I think maybe I will give each of you an assignment to write
> an answer to essay questions. Your response must be less than
> 5,000 words. The first one to respond gets criticized--just
> like in school.
>
> Here's the first essay assignment:
>
> Why are the school colors orange and black and class pink and black
> colors important to you? What would life have been like if the
> colors red and white as school colors and brown and gold class colors
> been selected instead? Why is a bulldog important as the school
> mascot? Why is the annual called Luanna? Why was Dalton built on
> a hill? Why was the all-girl marching band disbanded?
>
> Waiting for your timely response to the essay questions,
>
> Professor J Henry Scholarmeister
>
> --- In mailto:dalton59%40yahoogroups.com, "jhdouglas59" wrote:
> >
> >
> > Please help me answer these questions:
> >
> > 1. Do they bury you with your shoes on?
> >
> > 2. Why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?
> >
> > 3. Why are there not 41 shades of Green?
> >
> > 4. Why does each day start at 12 am?
> >
> > 5. Why is snow white?
> >
> > 6. Why are chick flicks so boring?
> >
> > 7. Why do pigeons fly upside down over West Virginia?
> >
> > 8. Why can't cats bark?
> >
> > 9. How long is eternity?
> >
> > 10. Do chickens have lips?
> >
> > 11. Why are there no shoes made in USA?
> >
> > 12. Why is water wet?
> >
> > 13. Why do the years go by so fast as you get older?
> >
> > 14. Why are winters endless?
> >
> > 15. How is possible for restaurants to serve "home cooking"?
> >
> > 16. How far away is nowhere?
> >
> > 17. How do you measure infinity?
> >
> > 18. Why can't I answer my own questions?
> >
> > 19. Why don't the Dalton59 members post messages?
> >
> > 20. If members of Dalton59 don't post messages, should their
> > memberships be revoked?
> >
> > 21. Should there be fines paid by Dalton59 members who don't
> > post messages?
> >
> > 22. Should boneheads like me be barred from posting messages?
> >
> > 23. Does anyone actually read Dalton59 messages?
> >
> > 24. Should the Dalton59 group be suspended or disbanded?
> >
> > 25. Is there anyone still alive in our Dalton59 Group?
> >
> > 26. Am I a zombie or what?
> >
> > Keep smiling or grow old; not really a good option.
> >
> > Have a great rest of your life,
> >
> > The Pontificator J Henry Weaselmeister
> >
>