I think I do have an answer to question 7. Does anyone else
know the answer? I think Kevin Orr (comedian at the Red Dog Saloon
in Cincinnati many years ago in the 1970's had the question and the
answer to the question). I saw him perform at the Red Dog on a business trip I made to Miamisburg, Ohio while I worked for Bergstrom
Paper Company. I don't know if Kevin Orr is alive or perhaps
is now buried with (or maybe without) his shoes on.
The party's over but the road goes on forever, or is it the road goes
on forever but the party never ends? Of course, unless it is post
50th Dalton 59 reunion, then the party is over for sure.
Does anyone else have any unanswerd questions?
Does anyone recall Chuch Willis who sang "What Am I Living For?"
and then died shortly thereafter. A bittersweet event indeed.
Now we are in the ides of March for whatever that is worth.
All I know about March is that
daylight savings time finally starts
and daylight wasting time ends on March 13, St. Patty's Day is
the time to drink green beer on March 17, and spring (hooray) starts
on March 20. And the highlight of March occurs on March 21 to
celebrate Benito Juarez's birthday. Sounds like a good time to
scarf down frozen margaritas. Anybody else out there celebrate
Benito's birthday?
Just out of curiosity, who in the Dalton59 group has a birthday
in March? Or for that matter, who in the class of 59 irrespective
of whether or not the person is in or not in the Dalton59 group
has a March birthday? A bigger question would be "How does anyone
know who has a March birthday"? Maybe I will send a virtual e-mail
birthday card to those with March birthdays. E-mail birthday
cards are a lot cheaper than snail mail birthday cards. It's the thought that counts--not the cost.
Then we can continue with the birthday list for
future months
if anyone knows of birthday dates. How in the world would anyone
have a clue about who has a birthday in what month?
Glad to hear somebody actually reads my messages.
Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
I think maybe I will give each of you an assignment to write
an answer to essay questions. Your response must be less than
5,000 words. The first one to respond gets criticized--just
like in school.
Here's the first essay assignment:
Why are the school colors orange and black and class pink and black
colors important to you? What would life have been like if the
colors red and white as school colors and brown and gold class colors
been selected instead? Why is a bulldog important as the school
mascot? Why is the annual called Luanna? Why was Dalton built on
a hill? Why was the all-girl marching band disbanded?
Waiting for your timely response to the
essay questions,
Professor J Henry Scholarmeister
--- In , "jhdouglas59" >
>
> Please help me answer these questions:
>
> 1. Do they bury you with your shoes on?
>
> 2. Why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?
>
> 3. Why are there not 41 shades of Green?
>
> 4. Why does each day start at 12 am?
>
> 5. Why is snow white?
>
> 6. Why are chick flicks so boring?
>
> 7. Why do pigeons fly upside down over West Virginia?
>
> 8. Why can't cats bark?
>
> 9. How long is eternity?
>
> 10. Do chickens have lips?
>
> 11. Why are there no shoes made in USA?
>
> 12. Why is water wet?
>
> 13. Why do the years go by so fast as you get older?
>
> 14. Why are winters endless?
>
> 15. How is possible for restaurants to serve "home cooking"?
>
> 16. How far away is nowhere?
>
> 17. How do you measure infinity?
>
> 18. Why can't I answer my own questions?
>
> 19. Why don't the Dalton59 members post messages?
>
> 20. If members of Dalton59 don't post messages, should their
> memberships be revoked?
>
> 21. Should there be fines paid by Dalton59 members who don't
> post messages?
>
> 22. Should boneheads like me be barred from posting messages?
>
> 23. Does anyone actually read Dalton59 messages?
>
> 24. Should the Dalton59 group be suspended or disbanded?
>
> 25. Is there anyone still alive in our Dalton59 Group?
>
>
26. Am I a zombie or what?
>
> Keep smiling or grow old; not really a good option.
>
> Have a great rest of your life,
>
> The Pontificator J Henry Weaselmeister
>
