Please help me answer these questions:
1. Do they bury you with your shoes on?
2. Why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?
3. Why are there not 41 shades of Green?
4. Why does each day start at 12 am?
5. Why is snow white?
6. Why are chick flicks so boring?
7. Why do pigeons fly upside down over West Virginia?
8. Why can't cats bark?
9. How long is eternity?
10. Do chickens have lips?
11. Why are there no shoes made in USA?
12. Why is water wet?
13. Why do the years go by so fast as you get older?
14. Why are winters endless?
15. How is possible for restaurants to serve "home cooking"?
16. How far away is nowhere?
17. How do you measure infinity?
18. Why can't I answer my own questions?
19. Why don't the Dalton59 members post messages?
20. If members of Dalton59 don't post messages, should their
memberships be revoked?
21. Should there be fines paid by Dalton59 members who don't
post messages?
22. Should boneheads like me be barred from posting messages?
23. Does anyone actually read Dalton59 messages?
24. Should the Dalton59 group be suspended or disbanded?
25. Is there anyone still alive in our Dalton59 Group?
26. Am I a zombie or what?
Keep smiling or grow old; not really a good option.
Have a great rest of your life,
The Pontificator J Henry Weaselmeister
