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patricia lee
out of sheer bordum let me be the first to give my answers.................
On Wed, Mar 2, 2011 at 4:46 PM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@...> wrote:
?2. Why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?? THEY USE MORE GREEN SPRAY PAINT.
3. Why are there not 41 shades of Green?? I THOUGHT THERE WERE, MY FAV COLOR IS GREEN AND IT NEVER SEEMS TO MATCH OTHER GREENS
4. Why does each day start at 12 am??? JUST BECAUSE THATS THEY WAY IT IS 5. Why is snow white?? BECAUSE ROSE IS RED? 6. Why are chick flicks so boring?? EXCUSE ME! THEY SHOULD BE TOLERATED.....IF YOU WANT TO MAKE ANY POINTS! 7. Why do pigeons fly upside down over West Virginia?? CANT SEE SINCE I WAS LOOKING UP TO SEE THE PIGEONS 8. Why can't cats bark?? BECAUSE THEY PUT THEIR BARKER IN A SQUEEKY TOY? 9. How long is eternity?? IT IS EIGHT LETTERS LONG 10. Do chickens have lips??? SO?AVON CAN SELL MORE LIPSTICK 11. Why are there no shoes made in USA?? BECAUSE ALL THE SHOE SHOPS CLOSED UP. 12. Why is water wet?? BECAUSE WE BOUGHT A DRY VAC. 13. Why do the years go by so fast as you get older??? SO YOU CAN HAVE A BIRTHDAY MORE OFTEN AND EAT MORE CAKE! 14. Why are winters endless??? BECAUSE YOU DONT LIVE IN FLORIDA 15. How is possible for restaurants to serve "home cooking"?? CALLED HOME COOKING CAUSE YOU TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 16. How far away is nowhere?? ABOUT 2000 MILES ?
17. How do you measure infinity?? YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE CAR DEALERSHIP AND TAKE YOUR TAPE MEASURE
18. Why can't I answer my own questions?? CAUSE YOU USED ALL YOUR BRAIN CELLS TO THINK OF THEM 19. Why don't the Dalton59 members post messages?? I WONDER? 20. If members of Dalton59 don't post messages, should their memberships be revoked?? YES AND LETS REFUND THEIR DUES TOO! 21. Should there be fines paid by Dalton59 members who don't post messages?? YES AND PLEASE FORWARD THE FINES TO MY PO BOX 22. Should boneheads like me be barred from posting messages?? HOW BORING WOULD LIFE BE? 23. Does anyone actually read Dalton59 messages???? ALWAYS WHEN MY COMPUTER IS UP AND RUNNING. 24. Should the Dalton59 group be suspended or disbanded??? WHO CARES....WE CAN ALWAYS REGROUP. 25. Is there anyone still alive in our Dalton59 Group?? ALIVE AND WELL AND ALWAYS READY TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE GROUP. 26. Am I a zombie or what??? ARE YOU STILL UP AFTER 12 MIDNIGHT? Keep smiling or grow old; not really a good option.? I VOTE FOR SMILING, OLD IS NOT AN OPTION! Have a great rest of your life, The Pontificator J Henry Weaselmeister |
