Daily Clean Jokes for March 11, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 11, 2025*
*Today's Clean Pun: Mouse:* "I hear you volunteered at the monastery's
food festival today."
Pig: "Yeah, I cooked the fried chicken, but I got grease on my
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for March 10, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for **March 10, 2025 *
*Kirk's Clean Limericks *
On Sunday we got to spring time
Ahead at the two o'clock chime.
You set our clock early,
And
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2460
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English Readings for March 10, 2025
English Readings for March 10, 2025
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2459
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 9, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 9, 2025*
As they sped through the outskirts of town,
The man's wife on her face wore a frown.
When she said, "Dear, you need
To reduce your
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2458
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 8, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 8, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Friday night with my girlfriend was great.
Local aviary was first rate.
Didn't cost much money.
You might find
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2457
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 7, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 7, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Don't spread rumors or gossip. I've found
That advice will turn out to be sound
Because if you throw dirt,
You
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2456
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 6, 2025
Daily Clean JOKES for March 6, 2025
*Kirk's Limerick*
Plant horse chestnut trees through ambulation
All across the U.S. Forestation
Ought to be the result.
After years,
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2455
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Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for March 5, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 5, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks*
The two prisoners had the same traits,
So they bought some hotels in four states
And became best of
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2454
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Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for March 4, 2023
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 4, 2023 *
Velcro wall is a dream. I'll pursue it
In my man-cave. My wife will pooh-pooh it.
She is thinking that I'll
Give up
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2453
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 3, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 3, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
Origami show's one that I knew
Would be televised, but I did rue
What I found on TV.
Wasn't able to see
The world
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2452
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 2, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 2, 2025 *
*Kirk's Limerick*
A cosmologist friend of mine, Matt,
Said this weekend that he'll get to chat
In a meeting about
Some black
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2451
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Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for March 2, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for March 2, 2025 *
*Kirk's Limerick*
A cosmologist friend of mine, Matt,
Said this weekend that he'll get to chat
In a meeting about
Some black
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2450
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Daily Clean Jokes for March 1, 2025
*Kirk's Limericks *
At a mime class reunion, don't botch
What you do, always acting top-notch.
If you hear any noise,
Just ignore; keep your poise.
It's the quiet ones
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2449
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Daily Clean Jokes for February 28, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for February 28, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks*
Lexicographer friend said that she
Will attend her group's meeting. I plea
For a favor from her.
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2448
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Daily Clean Jokes for February 27, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for February 27, 2025 *
*Kirk's Clean Limericks*
If it's icy and bitterly cold
Or it's blazingly hot, I am told
Spending most of the day
At a place
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2447
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Daily Clean Jokes for February 26, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for February 26, 2025 *
*Today's Clean Limericks *
There were burglars in my community
Who were brazen, stole with impunity.
Doors and windows they shook
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2446
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Daily Clean Jokes for February 25, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for February 25, 2025 *
*Kirk's Limericks*
In their split-level Alaskan home,
Where Russia's seen from the city of Nome;
Their kids always knew,
As you do
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2445
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Daily Clean Jokes and Cartoons for February 24, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for February 24, 2025*
*Kirk's Limerick*
An old jogger had track star daughter.
When she got dirty shoes, he taught her
How to get them real clean.
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2444
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Daily Clean Jokes for February 23, 2025
*Daily Clean Jokes for February 23, 2025*
The two nuclear techs are crowing
At their wedding that love's still growing.
The attendees can see
It is true; they
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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Daily Clean Jokes for February 22, 2025 ... Washington's Birthday
Daily Clean Jokes for February 22, 2025 ... Washington's Birthday
I do the water and sewer billing for a small city in Washington State.
Customers complained about our
postcard-sized bills -- which
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Marilyn L. Van Driesen
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#2442
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