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*Daily Clean Jokes for February 20, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* The obese guy said he will attend Weight loss clinic; much money he'll spend. He's given a diet, Decides he will try it. Man's too fat and

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 19, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* At the music store, crime is acute. Robber grabs something fast and does scoot. And he does it so fast, All the folks are aghast When the

Daily Clean Jokes for February 18, 2025 *Kirk's Limerick* At a bank there's a clerk. The feller Played the Lotto; his choice was stellar. Fifty million he won. Please do pardon this pun: He is now

*Daily Clean Jokes for February , 2025 * *PUN OF THE DAY * *Music Director* During rehearsal, the high school Music Director was beside himself. The cymbal player in the band was constantly coming in

*Daily Jokes for February 17, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* When Magellan set sail, he began Three year trip 'round the world. Ferdinand Had a sense of humor. Crew had heard the rumor That their boss was

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 16, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* A comedian with a good wit Said some women will surely admit They will not disparage Such a term as Marriage, 'Cause the word has a nice

*Daily Clean Jokes from February 15, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* While James Bond slept, an earthquake occurred. When he didn't wake up, I inferred: A martini, I think, Was his favorite drink. Like the

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 14, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* Chiropractor school's been a big bust. With results I am very nonplussed. It's much harder than I Had expected, and sigh, But of late, I

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*Kirk's Limericks* Student cries, "Grade of F - Unlawful!" The professor, he hopes, will waffle On the essay's poor grade. Prof said No, and then bade Him goodbye, remarked, "Thesis awful!" *Kirk

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 12, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* On the tennis court, don't let sneering Make you cry. Just keep persevering. When you miss a high lob, Try real hard not to sob To avoid

Daily Clean Jokes for February 11, 2025 Kirk's Limerick Letter carrier sports a fa?ade; She cross-dresses. Police do not laud What she chooses to wear, And at first they do stare, Then arrest her.

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 10, 2024* *LAUGHTER FOR A MONDAY* *PROBLEMS* Tom was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, "If a train was coming down the hallway toward

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How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? ??? Nobody remembers ? What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? ??? The Dallas Cowboys ? What do

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 9, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* Audiologist was quite precise: Get a hearing aid; that's the device That will end hearing strife. In agreement, my wife Said she thought

Daily Clean Jokes for February 8, 2025 *Today's Clean Pun:* "During childbirth, you push and you shove," Said Nichole. "I know what I speak of 'Cause I've done it before. Even though it's a chore, I

*Clean Jokes for Friday, February 7, 2025* *Today's Clean Pun:* Old Aunt Cora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation. "It's terrible," she said to the doctor.

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 6, 2025* *Today's Clean Pun:* Texas makes me think of the old slogan "Remember the Alamo." It seems that during that battle, the guy in charge of the whole thing put