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Daily Clean Jokes for February 22, 2025 ... Washington's Birthday I do the water and sewer billing for a small city in Washington State. Customers complained about our postcard-sized bills -- which

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 21, 2025* *Kirk's Limericks* At the beauty school, her confession: She once missed a class. Her transgression Means she won't graduate.

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 20, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* The obese guy said he will attend Weight loss clinic; much money he'll spend. He's given a diet, Decides he

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 19, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* At the music store, crime is acute. Robber grabs something fast and does scoot. And he does it so fast, All

Daily Clean Jokes for February 18, 2025 *Kirk's Limerick* At a bank there's a clerk. The feller Played the Lotto; his choice was stellar. Fifty million he won. Please do

*Daily Clean Jokes for February , 2025 * *PUN OF THE DAY * *Music Director* During rehearsal, the high school Music Director was beside himself. The cymbal player in the band was

*Daily Jokes for February 17, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* When Magellan set sail, he began Three year trip 'round the world. Ferdinand Had a sense of humor. Crew had

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 16, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* A comedian with a good wit Said some women will surely admit They will not disparage Such a term as

*Daily Clean Jokes from February 15, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* While James Bond slept, an earthquake occurred. When he didn't wake up, I inferred: A martini, I think, Was

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 14, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* Chiropractor school's been a big bust. With results I am very nonplussed. It's much harder than I Had

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*Kirk's Limericks* Student cries, "Grade of F - Unlawful!" The professor, he hopes, will waffle On the essay's poor grade. Prof said No, and then bade Him goodbye,

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 12, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* On the tennis court, don't let sneering Make you cry. Just keep persevering. When you miss a high lob, Try

Daily Clean Jokes for February 11, 2025 Kirk's Limerick Letter carrier sports a fa?ade; She cross-dresses. Police do not laud What she chooses to wear, And at first

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 10, 2024* *LAUGHTER FOR A MONDAY* *PROBLEMS* Tom was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, "If a train was coming down the hallway

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How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? ??? Nobody remembers ? What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? ??? The Dallas Cowboys

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 9, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* Audiologist was quite precise: Get a hearing aid; that's the device That will end hearing strife. In

Daily Clean Jokes for February 8, 2025 *Today's Clean Pun:* "During childbirth, you push and you shove," Said Nichole. "I know what I speak of 'Cause I've done it before. Even though it's a chore, I