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*Daily Jokes for December 29, 2024 * *Kirk's Limericks * Some advice from my mom I recall: If some day, deep in love you do fall With short girl, go get 'er 'Cause it's always better To have loved a

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Daily Clean Jokes for December 28, 2024 *Kirk's Limerick* If you don't want to get any fatter, What you put on your plate sure does matter. Here's a tip; please try it: A successful diet Is the

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 27, 2024 * *Kirk's Limericks* As of late, I have heard people talk About store's avocados, a shock. Are they shoddy? Oh, no. I just want you to know That is nonsense.

*Today's Clean Jokes for December 26, 2024 * *Kirk's Limerick* When I fired my masseuse, she did say That she thought she was doing okay. I replied, "That ain't so And I want you to know That you

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 25, 2024 Jokes* *[image: image.png]* *Gopher Central:* *Yes!!! Merry Christmas to all... and to all... read this issue of our Christmas jokes and chuckle, laugh,

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Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 24, 2024? ?? Today’s Christmas Puns:?? You better get spruced up if you're going to sell Christmas trees. --- Kirk's Christmas Puns What do you call

Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 22, 2024? ? ?? Kirk's Limerick At a job, had to wear a nice suit. I sold shoes but did not make much loot. ????????????Didn't do very well.

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 21, 2024 * *Kirk's Limericks * *Have a Punny Christmas * *by Richard Lederer* If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe. A bird dog could be called a

*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 20, 2024 * *Kirk Miller's Daily Limerick* Tried to get the plump men to appraise Just how fat they'd become. Didn't faze Them at all; they were set In their

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 19, 2024* *LIST OF ALL THE CHRISTMAS-RELATED THINGS THAT MUST BE BANNED BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT* Eggnog: Hideously fattening; leads to coronary artery disease. When

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 18, 2024* *Kirk's Limericks* *Two limericks are below, each with a different tense for its ending. * With geometry gone, I confess That my life would be just a big

Daily Clean Jokes for December 17, 2024 *Kirk's Limerick* Group of whales that I saw had amassed In the ocean; their number was vast. They discussed what to say When online the next day, Like ideas

*Daily Clean Jokes and Comics for December 16, 2024* *Kirk's Limerick* In the park when I went for a jog, All the people were simply agog At a canine they saw. Folks were simply in awe At the puppy, a

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 15, 2024* *Kirk's Puns* Why are rivers always rich? Because they have two banks He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed. What day of the

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 14, 2024* *Kirk's Limericks* It's a problem the farm must endure. Though they tried many ways, With the bovine, milk stays. She's a Milk Dud, an udder failure. *Conrad

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 13, 2024* *Kirk's Clean Limerick* He liked trees that resided in threes, So the arborist tried to appease Him and plant side by side Three nice spruce two feet wide.

*Daily Clean Jokes for December 11, 2024* *Kirk's Limerick* Toddler played with Mom's lipstick and landed In the doghouse. Tyke's mom reprimanded Him; was not much endeared By red lipstick he smeared,