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*Daily Clean Jokes for March 2, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* A cosmologist friend of mine, Matt, Said this weekend that he'll get to chat In a meeting about Some black

*Kirk's Limericks * At a mime class reunion, don't botch What you do, always acting top-notch. If you hear any noise, Just ignore; keep your poise. It's the quiet ones

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 28, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks* Lexicographer friend said that she Will attend her group's meeting. I plea For a favor from her.

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 27, 2025 * *Kirk's Clean Limericks* If it's icy and bitterly cold Or it's blazingly hot, I am told Spending most of the day At a place

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 26, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * There were burglars in my community Who were brazen, stole with impunity. Doors and windows they shook

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 25, 2025 * *Kirk's Limericks* In their split-level Alaskan home, Where Russia's seen from the city of Nome; Their kids always knew, As you do

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 24, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* An old jogger had track star daughter. When she got dirty shoes, he taught her How to get them real clean.

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 23, 2025* The two nuclear techs are crowing At their wedding that love's still growing. The attendees can see It is true; they

Daily Clean Jokes for February 22, 2025 ... Washington's Birthday I do the water and sewer billing for a small city in Washington State. Customers complained about our postcard-sized bills -- which

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 21, 2025* *Kirk's Limericks* At the beauty school, her confession: She once missed a class. Her transgression Means she won't graduate.

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 20, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* The obese guy said he will attend Weight loss clinic; much money he'll spend. He's given a diet, Decides he

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 19, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* At the music store, crime is acute. Robber grabs something fast and does scoot. And he does it so fast, All

Daily Clean Jokes for February 18, 2025 *Kirk's Limerick* At a bank there's a clerk. The feller Played the Lotto; his choice was stellar. Fifty million he won. Please do

*Daily Clean Jokes for February , 2025 * *PUN OF THE DAY * *Music Director* During rehearsal, the high school Music Director was beside himself. The cymbal player in the band was

*Daily Jokes for February 17, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* When Magellan set sail, he began Three year trip 'round the world. Ferdinand Had a sense of humor. Crew had

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 16, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* A comedian with a good wit Said some women will surely admit They will not disparage Such a term as

*Daily Clean Jokes from February 15, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* While James Bond slept, an earthquake occurred. When he didn't wake up, I inferred: A martini, I think, Was

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 14, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* Chiropractor school's been a big bust. With results I am very nonplussed. It's much harder than I Had

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*Kirk's Limericks* Student cries, "Grade of F - Unlawful!" The professor, he hopes, will waffle On the essay's poor grade. Prof said No, and then bade Him goodbye,