Well, if you feel that’s another week gone – good riddance! – then join this person, who probably felt the same:

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There was a young person from Perth

Who was born on the day of his birth.

He was married, they say,

On his wife’s wedding day

And died when he quitted this earth.

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Vir dié wat bietjie gaan fuif op Saterdag, hou maar matigheid voor o?:

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An amoeba, named Sam, and his brother

Were having a drink with each other;

In the midst of their quaffing,

They split themselves laughing,

And each of them now is a mother.

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En hopelik bring Sondag ’n beter boodskap as –

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God’s plan made a hopeful beginning

But Man spoiled his chances by sinning.

We trust that the story

Will end in great glory

But at present the other side’s winning.

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Mind you, if church ain’t your thing, beware:

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The Devil, who plays a deep part,

Has tricked hi way into your heart

By simple insistence

On his nonexistence –

Which really is devilish smart.

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