THE POSTMAN
So, the weather is colder, stay inside to watch more tv and stuff, right?
This time of year, I turn to my shows on Amazon. Jack Ryan, Bosch, Goliath,
and a couple others. (Got every cable channel there is, 300 or so, plus all
them movie channels that they offer, and can't find anything to watch) Somehow?
I find more to watch on Prime than on Xfinity or Netflix.
I save up the episodes and then binge watch as I look
out the window and think, I don't want to go anywhere today. But then
I remember, all I do is sit and watch my tv shows and look out the window
anyways. Does it really matter if it is cold out there? I ain't going
no where anyhow.
Enjoy the jokes!
?Q. Why did the blonde secretary cut off her finger?
A. She wanted to write shorthand ?
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For our 20th anniversary my husband and I vacationed in Hawaii, where we went?
snorkeling. After an hour in the water, everyone got back on the boat, except for me and?
one handsome young man. As I continued my underwater exploring, I noticed that everywhere?
I swam, he swam. I snorkeled for another 40 minutes. So did he. I felt very flattered and, as?
I took off my fins, asked him coyly why he had stayed in the water for so long. 'I'm the lifeguard,'?
he replied matter-of-factly. 'I can't get out until you do.'
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One of my friends was sitting at the bar and complaining to the sweet young?
thing working there, "Yesterday, I thought I'd solved all my problems. ?
I thought I'd found a quick way to forget my mother-in-law. I came here and got drunk." ?
"Did it work?", she giggled. ?
He moaned, "No, cuz when I got home I found two of her waiting." ?
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Some days when I look out my window, the sheer boundless beauty of nature amazes me.?
Her rolling hills, her scenic valleys and her gently undulating grasslands fill me?
with awe and pleasure. On other days, though, my does-
yoga-in-the-nude neighbor has her shades down.?
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, 'I bet you don't?
know what day this is.' 'Of course I do,' he indignantly answered, going out the?
door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door,?
she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped,?
two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived . Later, a boutique delivered a designer?
dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. 'First the flowers, then?
the chocolates and then the dress!' she exclaimed.?
'I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!'?
ON THE WEB
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hey baby
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baby on board
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the back door
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in the mood
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what's the point
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come down here
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somehow somewhere
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Halloween is over
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get a handle on life
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too much Ram
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