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*Daily Clean Jokes for March 2, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* A cosmologist friend of mine, Matt, Said this weekend that he'll get to chat In a meeting about Some black holes. There's no doubt I would hate

*Kirk's Limericks * At a mime class reunion, don't botch What you do, always acting top-notch. If you hear any noise, Just ignore; keep your poise. It's the quiet ones you have to watch. *Jim, Bill,

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 28, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks* Lexicographer friend said that she Will attend her group's meeting. I plea For a favor from her. She agrees and says, "Sure." I

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 27, 2025 * *Kirk's Clean Limericks* If it's icy and bitterly cold Or it's blazingly hot, I am told Spending most of the day At a place where I'll play. It's a golf

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 26, 2025 * *Today's Clean Limericks * There were burglars in my community Who were brazen, stole with impunity. Doors and windows they shook Because they're on the look

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 25, 2025 * *Kirk's Limericks* In their split-level Alaskan home, Where Russia's seen from the city of Nome; Their kids always knew, As you do now, too, "Mom" and "Dad"

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 24, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* An old jogger had track star daughter. When she got dirty shoes, he taught her How to get them real clean. Many times she had seen Dad wash

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 23, 2025* The two nuclear techs are crowing At their wedding that love's still growing. The attendees can see It is true; they agree. Bride is radiant; groom is

Daily Clean Jokes for February 22, 2025 ... Washington's Birthday I do the water and sewer billing for a small city in Washington State. Customers complained about our postcard-sized bills -- which

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 21, 2025* *Kirk's Limericks* At the beauty school, her confession: She once missed a class. Her transgression Means she won't graduate. That will be the gal's fate 'Til

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 20, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* The obese guy said he will attend Weight loss clinic; much money he'll spend. He's given a diet, Decides he will try it. Man's too fat and

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 19, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* At the music store, crime is acute. Robber grabs something fast and does scoot. And he does it so fast, All the folks are aghast When the

Daily Clean Jokes for February 18, 2025 *Kirk's Limerick* At a bank there's a clerk. The feller Played the Lotto; his choice was stellar. Fifty million he won. Please do pardon this pun: He is now

*Daily Clean Jokes for February , 2025 * *PUN OF THE DAY * *Music Director* During rehearsal, the high school Music Director was beside himself. The cymbal player in the band was constantly coming in

*Daily Jokes for February 17, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* When Magellan set sail, he began Three year trip 'round the world. Ferdinand Had a sense of humor. Crew had heard the rumor That their boss was

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 16, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* A comedian with a good wit Said some women will surely admit They will not disparage Such a term as Marriage, 'Cause the word has a nice

*Daily Clean Jokes from February 15, 2025* *Kirk's Limerick* While James Bond slept, an earthquake occurred. When he didn't wake up, I inferred: A martini, I think, Was his favorite drink. Like the

*Daily Clean Jokes for February 14, 2025 * *Kirk's Limerick* Chiropractor school's been a big bust. With results I am very nonplussed. It's much harder than I Had expected, and sigh, But of late, I

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*Kirk's Limericks* Student cries, "Grade of F - Unlawful!" The professor, he hopes, will waffle On the essay's poor grade. Prof said No, and then bade Him goodbye, remarked, "Thesis awful!" *Kirk