That was funny!
But, Roy my good man, I can see your just not using your time wisely
or constructively enough these days...here, learn something useful
now. For the pub: or, for the next
party you attend:
Good stuff for a wager or two.
Pete C
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--- In W650riders@..., "Roy Easthill" <roy@...> wrote:
Aye but ye cannae make up rhymes like this:
Subject: ode tae Bin Laden
'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim bastard
Wiz doin what he'd planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.
A great big Glesga polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht "a wummin driver"
Or at least someone half-pissed.
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's cruel band.
The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel' on fire
And swung oot at ra polis
Tae harm his clear desire
Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.
Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So tak yer wrldwide jihad
An get yersel tae F***
