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People often hear me haranguing about feral humans, or as libtards like to euphemize, "the homeless." The first thing I tell them is that the only official survey I've ever seen confirms that 75% of ferals actually prefer their unaccountable life on the streets, stealing and killing each other with impunity.? The other 25% want to get off the streets, which is fine with me.? We have more than enough faith-based and community programs for them.

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What, then, to do with the feral population?? You're looking at it. ?

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This is just one of many flood channels in Southern California.? See how it's built? There's a concrete water channel in the center that's probably 20 feet wide and 15 feet deep.? Even in the worst rains, the water never crests.? Now look at the banks on either side.? Easily 30 feet across on either side, flat with a slight drainage grade to the channel.? It's perfect for tents and camps.? And best of all, it's fenced off from the private property that butts up against it.

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Now look at how empty it is.? See that?? That's because feral humans prefer to prey on public places and the people who frequent them.? Not under a Frankel Administration.? First thing I'd do (after our idiot mayor handed them their free cell phones and tents), is march those ferals down to the riverside, where they could spread out in peace and possibly murder each other out of public view, on public (not private) property.

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See?? There IS a solution.? You people just aren't thinking!

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Rob Frankel

Chief Curmudgeon

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