A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,?
balding man standing at the counter methodically?
placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
?He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. ?
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding?
man and asks him what he is doing.?
The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" ?
"But why?" asks the man. ?
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies ?
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?What did the post card from the blonde say? ?
"Having a good time. Where am I?" ?
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There once was a young man named Eugene?
Who invented a screwing machine?
Concave and convex?
It served either sex?
And it played with itself in between. ?
?
This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks?
the druggist for a box of condoms.?
?The druggist says, "How old are you, son?"?
?The kid replies, "Eleven."?
?"I can't sell you any condoms," the druggist says. "You're too young."?
?The kid says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll call a cop."?
?"All right, cool it," the druggists says to the kid.?
"What kind of condoms do you want?"?
?The kid tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers."?
?The druggist says, "Listen, kid. Do you know what one?
of those things will do to a woman?"?
?"No," the kid replies, "but I hear they make a sheep jump pretty high!"?
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hiding the tuna she needs a break ? ?women are like a parking spot ? ? its a whopper ? buttdialing I want a ring in front of her on the sofa you paid for an hour a legend pooping with the door open when its raining money for bigger tits
