knows about the lifesavers :)
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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
“Where did you get such a great flying broomstick?” The second engineer replied,?
“Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful witch?
flew up on this broomstick. She threw the broomstick to the ground, took off all her?
clothes and said, “Take what you want.” The first engineer nodded approvingly, “Good?
choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit
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A witch’s werewolf has a problem so he takes him to the vet’s. The vet looks at the?
werewolf and says that he’ll have to take him to the examining room. In the examining room,?
he takes a black cat out of a cage and lets the black cat walk all over the werewolf,?
but the werewolf doesn’t do anything. The doctor say “Your werwolf is dead.” The witch?
goes out to the receptionist and asks for her bill. “That’ll be $666” says the receptionist.?
“What! $666? How’s that possible?” “It’s $66 for the consultation, and $600 for the Cat scan.”?
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A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker’s. “I’d like to order a coffin for a friend?
of mine who has just died,” said the monster. “Certainly, sir,” said the undertaker, “but?
there was really no need to bring him with you.”
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Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man!
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Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween?
Me: Drunk!
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What do you call a cheesy halloween dance?
The muenster mash!
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Why couldn't the witch have children?
Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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who texted this
you're holding it wrong
how does she go so fast
that's chocolate
family reunion
local children
hello, tech support?
