THE POSTMAN PAGE!
So I am glad every one likes the new page! You are receiving it because?
you are a subscriber to the postman's Corner! BTW, speaking of which, the
message boards are saying that yahoogroups is down right now. Their servers
are located in Santa Clara Calif. That is where the black outs of the wildfires are
the strongest. Rumor has it that also is why you did not get the Corner page today!
Hope you enjoy this page tho! Each page features different content,
so you will want to be subscribed to both!
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Martin aka the postman
It had been a long, long day, and John the truck driver really wanted to just get home.??
Living in Washington D.C. he knew traffic would be bad this time of evening, but to his?
horror, a traffic jam reared ahead of him larger than anything he had ever seen before.
Bewildered, since he hadn’t heard anything yet on the news, he stuck his head out and?
just kept seeing cars slowing down, stopping for a few moments, and then driving off.
Suddenly, a man knocks on his window.? John rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”
The man says, “Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress!”
“Oh my gosh!” exclaimed John.
“And they’re asking for a $100 million 谤补苍蝉辞尘.”
“Jeez Louise!” moaned John
“Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire!”
“Lord have mercy! cried John.
“We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?” asked John.
“About a gallon, maybe two.? Depending on what you can afford.”
A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching VERY large fish. ?
One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a?
woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. ?
He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy. ?
The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the doc used his fishing scales. ?
The baby weighed 32 lb. 10 oz.?
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Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' House ?
Sniff the air and say it smells like a bordello. ?
Repeatedly zip and unzip your fly. ?
Go into a lengthy story about how you had Mexican food last night and ask if you can use the bathroom. ?
Mention that 'Mr Happy' is primed and ready. ?
Ask what time you should return your date tomorrow morning. ?
Recite a couple of bawdy limericks. ?
Ask the mom and dad what position they were in when they conceived their daughter. ?
Scratch your crotch and say your herpes is acting up again. ?
Pretend to eat your arm. ?
Ask the dad if you can borrow a couple of condoms. ?
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Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A: So that when they're on the subway train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. ?
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