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?A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a downward slope.
He became very depressed because he loved to play golf, so, one day in his despair,?
he decided to commit suicide and end it all.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing?
on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the sidewalk skipping along, whooping?
and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn’t have any arms at all.
He started thinking, “What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still have one?
good arm to do things with.”He thought, “There goes a man with no arms skipping down the?
sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.”
He hurried down to the sidewalk and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how?
glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going?
to kill himself. He thanked him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with?
one arm if the guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again.
The guy asked, “Why are you so happy anyway?”
He said, “I’m NOT happy. My balls itch.”
Heart Warming stories like this just bring a tear to my eyes.
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?URINE TEST
?A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??
Go outside and pee in the garden. If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer?
THINGS A MAN DOESN'T APPRECIATE BEING SAID WHEN A WOMAN IS LOOKING AT HIM NAKED?
1. Why is God punishing me??
2. At least this won't take long.?
3. I never saw one like that before.?
4. But it still works, right??
5. It looks unused.?
6. Maybe it looks better in natural light.?
7. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes??
8. Are you cold??
9. If you get me real drunk first.?
10. Is that an optical illusion??
11. What is that??
12. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.?
13. Does it come with an air pump??
14. So this is why you're to judge people on personality.?
15. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.?
