THE POSTMAN
THE POSTMAN
You know, generally speaking, life can be pretty tough
sometimes. It gives us a lot of hard things to do. Going
to work every day, or raising a family are just a couple
examples of things
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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So I am in the habit of rewarding Turk the dog aka Carlos
right when he does his business, right? He comes in from outside and he
knows the scoop. Treats are kept on top of the fridge, and
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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Funny how fears change right? What are adults afraid of?
well, death, and sickness,right? As a young man, some of us remember
being afraid of being drafted, right? How about being
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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So, at 5 am there is not a whole lot to watch on tv.
And I was not too lucky finding anything of importance to
record on the dvr from the night before.? The ladies of the house
have it
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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So, are you in the Christmas spirit?
Bah humbug.!! Not that I am a grinch,
but you know, the older you get, the
less holiday spirit seems to infuse
you. Ever notice that? The war
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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THE POSTMAN
It is that time of year. Everybody is asking me
Dad what do you want for Christmas?
Well, its not that I am a scrooge, really.
Altho I have been accused of such. But there
is one thing
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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I must tell you. There are some
really stupid things going on in
this world. Take for example, the
decision to stop teaching cursive
to our children. Do you realize how
traumatic that is
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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The war dept. and daughter were getting coats
and boots on...so I ask "Where ya going?"
"We are gonna go up to Aldi to the grocery store."
"Well if you are gonna go there, pick up
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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*THE POSTMAN*
*OK So I hope every one has a happy holiday! I am gonna keep sending em out over*
*there for THE POSTMAN'S CORNER as long as yahoogroups keeps cooperating. But*
*I will take a little
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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So the holidays are over. We are back to
the old routine. This is that time of year
that we suffer the good old cabin fever thing.
You know. we are all tired of sitting around
for winter.
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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?so on New Years eve, I went to the liquor store.
She does not drink, would not take me,
so I rode my bike. On the way home,
I put the bottle on the bike and then thought, well
what if I
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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?These days, everything has blue tooth. So you gotta have a "smart one".
First it was smart tvs, right? Did you know they have smart refrigerators
now? A fridge w blue tooth. You are at
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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So we are sitting at the breakfast table and
the war department is talking about all the stuff
she "has to do today."
As she munches on her toast and peanut butter:
"I have to give Turk
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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So a big shout out to my long time bud, Joe. He has been reading.
this page like forever, and I hope things work out ok for you Joe!? He is
having a rough time lately. Personally. I Just
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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This year my trainer suggested that I
try to avoid anything that makes me fat.
So I had a week or two off for the holidays.
Finally I showed up to get back down
to business at the gym. "So
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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BREAKING NEWS:
So did you hear? Nancy Pelosi delivered the articles
of impeachment for Donald Trump to the Congressional
Senate this afternoon!!
ENJOY THE JOKES
A guy lies on bed, reads
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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You know, as you get older, you learn things. Right?
Funny thing. some you have learned are good, Some not so good.
Thing I have learned as I get older?
It is important to enjoy your 20s
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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people poke a lot of fun at tech support.
it does not take long surfing the net for humor,
and you find tech support humor.
But you know what? tech support tells you
turn off the computer
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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You ever notice how some people are the picture of
sweet and innocence? I mean they are so sweet, its
sickening, right? I really hate that kind of person,
don't you? Seem here is the
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Martin a.k.a. the postman
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In third grade science class they taught us all
about what the world was. How it was made up.
They taught us so much stuff it made my head swim.
They taught us about molecules. You know,
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