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A guy lies on bed, reads a book.
His girlfriend comes from behind and starts clapping on his ass. Guy:?
- What are you doing??
- Playing percussion. -?
- Would you like to play the flute??
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Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...?
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To make it stand u wet it. To make it wet, u suck it. To make it stuff, u lick it.?
To get it in, u push it!?
Damn! Treading a needle at any age is no joke!?
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I feel sorry for the hypnostist I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 guys,?
then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled 'FUCK ME'
What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life.?
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Guy 1 What's wrong bro??
Guy 2: My GF jacked me off under the dinner table in front of her family.?
Guy 1 Dude that's awesome?
Guy 2: Ya but table was glass?
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When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome.?
When 2 people have sex, it's called a twosome.?
Now i understand why they call you handsome?
Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US:?
- Your name, Sir.?
- Bakshish Abdul?
- Sex?
- Three times a day...?
- I mean male or female??
- Doesn't matter...?
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