If you think this is bad...a client once asked me to tie his Toto Washlet into his system so he could flush the toilet with the ML-600 he had in his bathroom.? I calmly explained to him that it made no sense to have to go find the ML-600 when he could just use the wireless toilet remote that was mounted on the wall about 12" away from? him...or when he could just flush it manually when he stood up.? Then I jokingly told him that, if he insisted I integrate the toilet, that I was going to make the toilet flush once every year on my birthday.? He laughed and just said "Ok, I get your point".