I had a terrible day!!!
I rear ended someone today. If that's not
bad enough,
the guy I hit is a DWARF!! When he got out of his car he
looked up at me and said, "I am NOT happy!"
So I made the mistake of
asking "Well, which one are you then?"
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Sent: Monday, July 02, 2007 4:48 PM
Subject: Re: [W650riders] Fw:
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Try this one then Dennis.
Dick
Subject: Oh
yes.....never a truer word!!
A man in a hot air
balloon realised he was lost. He reduced? altitude
and? ?
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spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,? ?
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"Excuse me, can you
help me? I promised a friend I would meet him? an
hour ago but I
don't know where I am."? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon
hovering? ? ? ?
approximately 30 feet above the
ground. You're between 40 and? 41? ??
degrees?
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north
latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."? ? ?
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"You must be in Information
Technology," said the balloonist.? ? ? ??
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"I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?"? ?
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"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything
you told me is? probably
technically correct, but I've no idea what
to make of your? information
and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help? at
all. If anything, you've delayed my
trip."? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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The woman below
responded, "You must be in Management."? ? ? ? ?
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"I am," replied the
balloonist, "but how did you know?"? ? ? ? ? ?
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"Well," said the woman, "you
don't know where you are or where? you're
going. You have risen to
where you are, due to a large quantity of? hot
air. You made a
promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and? you??
expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you?
are
in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now,?
somehow,
it's my f**king
fault."???????????????????????????????????????
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----- Original Message -----
Sent: Monday, July 02, 2007 11:42
PM
Subject: Re: [W650riders] Fw:
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Dick
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Looks like a Postscript file, can't deal with
it.
?
Dennis
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----- Original Message -----
Sent: Monday, July 02, 2007 3:29
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Subject: [W650riders] Fw:
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Try this attatchment for a
laugh
Dick
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