So this Texan travels to England and finds all the
hotels full.
He's standing on the sidewalk, wondering what to do
when an Englishman comes up to him and says, "Oy mate. You can sleep in me shed,
but..............."
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----- Original Message -----
Heck no, ma'am, that'd be downright rude of me.
:-) And even cooler, my vintage BMW is the Ex-Fitch magic /6, with the
(literally) bloody fuel tank.
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Jake (In Haze's Shed)
----- Original Message -----
That's good, I couldn't really let you sleep in
my shed if you wouldn't talk to me now, could I?
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Haze
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----- Original Message -----
Hey now, Miss Hazel, I have two BMWs, and I
talk to you all the time, in fact, I have what appears to be the same
model as the one in the photographs you sent. Now talking to Mr. Haddock
on the other hands. Phhht.
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Jake
----- Original Message -----
Will you still be allowed to talk to us if
you have a BMW?
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Not only that but it will help me loose weight as I wont be able to
afford
food for a
month
Dick
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