Bill;
I always liked the one about the draftsman who added in the Construction
Notes on some of his work:
BILTFD-41
When asked, he said it stood for, answer was:
Build It Like The F#$%@*# Drawing - For Once
:-)
Dick Sears
Bill Gribble wrote:
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There was a budding swarthe maker who saw a Unimat converted to CNC
advertised on Ebay. He put in his offer and won it, paying big dollars.
Once he got it home he tried to get it up and running. No matter what
he did, he could not get the CNC program to run.
In desperation he called in an expert, Harold. Harold duely arrived,
did a bit on tapping on the key board, announced the the problem was
solved and presented the swarfe maker with a bill for a minimum
service call.
As Harlod was walking away the swarfe maker called after him: "So what
was the problem?
Harold replied: "It was an operator error. An ID ten T error."
The swarfe maker not wanting to appear stupid asked "An ID ten T
error? Whats that, in case I ned to fix the error again?
Harold grinned and said, "Haven't you heard of a ID ten T error?"
"No" said the swarfe maker.
"Write it down and I think you'll fiqure it out." said Harold.
So the swarfe maker wrote it out. ID10T.