That's where one person dons spiked heels and the other shouts, "Whip it!
Whip it good!"
...oops sorry, that's S&M...
That's where one person holds out his hand which has some warm, gooey mess
on it and says, "Melts in your mouth, not in your hands."
....oops sorry, that's S&M, too, oops again, I mean M&M
Reminds me of the joke -
The masochist said to the sadist, "Hit me! Hit me!"
And the sadist said (Best intoned in a slow, low, cruel voice), "No."
In the days I used to trade or branch, I never really minded B(lanks) &
P(ostage), because I sstarted with no burner and no trade list, and I
figured it was a good way to give back what was so freely given. But after
awhile, it would sometimes be frustrating if a B&P'er forgot proper postage
(and what, I'm like gonna ask them to send another 17 cent stamp?), or sent
crap blanks (I used to make all the copies up front, then use the blanks to
replenish).
What I had success with, and what I wish would become more of the norm, was
having the B&P'er send two cd's from their collection that I didn't have,
which I copied for myself and sent back to them with the 2 cd's from the
tree or the trade. No P necessary, no B necessary, I just re-use the
envelope they used to send their discs to me, putting 4 discs back where two
began. Win-win.
...the fox goes looking for a friend
