11. "Rockin' In the Free World" replaces the "Star Spangled Banner" as the national athem, 'specially since so few of us can hit that freakin' high note at the end, anyway. Air-guitarists outnumber solemn standers 3-to-1.
12. "Farm Aid" comes to an end. Neil names Willie as Secretary of Agriculture. Nelson celebrates by having a huge tequila-fest and pig pickin' on the White House lawn. Left-handed cigarettes are legalized.
13. Neil's Llamas eat the blooms in the Rose Garden.
14. Dr. Squane, now White House Press Secretary, handles all of Neil's missives to the press, to which the Soviets and French reply, "what the %$%4!??" World leaders are immobilized by the drifting prose, rants about beer and stained shirts,and lack of punctuation. Israelis and Palestinians, Indians and Pakistanis, are so busy trying to decode our intent, they stop fighting. When asked directly, Prez Neil replies, "heheheheheheh. Pretty good plan."
