Not astronomy....not monty python, but what the heck!!!
One of my co-workers opened the door yesterday morning to let his
large dog in. To his horror, he saw that his dog had the limp form
of his neighbor's little dog in his jaws. The dog was quite dead,
and he had visions of the law-suits, his dog being put down....a
hostile neighbour, etc. Noticing that his neighbour had left for
work, he cleaned the poor little terrior up and then "snuck" over to
his place and gingerly attached the dog to the chain where he
normally spent the day, and then went to work. When he arrived home
last night, the neighbour was outside with his wife and obviously
very upset. Nervously, my co-worker asked what the problem was. His
neighbour informed him that some "sick bastard had dug up his poor
dog that had been hit the day before by a car and killed, and put him
on the chain.