CORNY JOKES?
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin.
?Why are ghosts good cheerleaders?? Because they have a lot of spirit!
?What happens to a frog¡¯s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Why did the witches¡¯ team lose the baseball game?? Their bats flew away.
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
Why are hairdressers never late for work?? Because they know all the short cuts!
What is the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ¡°Spit out your gum,¡± and the other says, ¡°Choo choo choo!¡±
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
What is the tallest building in the entire world?? The library, because it has so many stories.
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
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