EASTER JOKES?
Why is Easter breakfast so fun? Everyone¡¯s cracking?
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How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday? Im-peck-ably.
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?Christmas does come before Easter in one place¡ªbut where? The dictionary!
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?What¡¯s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an ¡°i¡± where the ¡°t¡± is.
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How does Easter end? With an ¡°R¡±!
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Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot!
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How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
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What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!
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?What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
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?What kind of bean can¡¯t grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
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What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
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Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.
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?How does the Easter Bunny leave? He makes an eggs-it.
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How does the Easter Bunny wish you a Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get a hair cut? At the hare salon.
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