A creek in Virginia recently turned a cloudy white color. Lynchburg Fire
Department crews were called to the scene. Turns out a clogged drain
line at a nearby dairy sent milk overflowing into a sewer and into the
creek. The line was cleared, and fire officials said in a Facebook post
that there was no public health threat, but there were some puns. Here's
one. I heard there was only a 2% chance of this ever happening. I
didn't say good puns.