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----- Forwarded Message ---- From: Legacy.com To: gwenmeier@... Sent: Sun, September 12, 2010 9:36:26 AM Subject: Obituary for H. Daniel Thomas Jr. In partnership with Message: Gwen, Don't know if you saw this in the papers you scan. I recall hearing he had leukemia some time ago. Glenda Please visit the Obituary for H. Daniel Thomas Jr. Ways to Honor and Remember: Express Condolences With Flowers Sympathy Floor Basket From $49.99 Sympathy Arrangement From $69.99 Visit the Gift Shop Donate to Charity View/Sign Guest Book This message was sent from glenda.bobby@.... ? 2010 Legacy.com. All Rights Reserved. 820 Davis Street, Suite 210 Evanston, IL 60201 Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Contact Us

Gwen (gwenmeier@...) has sent you a link. ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal message: John Jogan http://www.the-daily-record.com/news/article/4891426 ============================================================

A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see him and they can ride their bikes there. 10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys. 10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and if they go late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids. 10 years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns. 10 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was reasonable, the wine list was good, they had windows that open in case of a hot flash, and fish is good for your cholesterol. 10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because lighting was good and they have an early bird special. 10 years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because food was not too spicy, the restaurant was handicapped accessible and they even had an elevator! 10 years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

Just sharing................you decide! From a friend of mine here in Blue Ridge, GA This is from a friend of the guy who used to live next door. Travis is in the Army and occasionally gives his friends updates on what is really going on in Iraq. And this surprises who???? Hey everybody I just wanted to send a quick update and give Yall the REAL story on what's going on over here with the troop withdrawal. The picture is of my crew and I on a break during a mission. The guy to the far left is my gunner (Burks) and the guy in the middle is my driver (Mizell). They go with me on every mission and are great guys. The reason I'm sending this out is because I have had a few people ask if I left Iraq early because all of the combat troops are out of Iraq and I wanted to let everyone know the real deal. It's kind of ridiculous how the news is saying that the last of the "combat" troops are out of Iraq because of Pres Osama (I mean Obama). He says that it was his campaign promise. Take our Brigade for example. We were originally called a HBCT (Heavy Brigade Combat Team). Well since Obama said he would pull all of the "combat" troops out by Aug… all they did before we leftt was change our name from a HBCT to a AAB (Advise and Assist Brigade). We have the same personnel/equipment layout as before and are doing the same missions. The ONLY difference is that they changed our name from a HBCT to an AAB and that's how he is getting away with saying that he has pulled all of the "combat" troops out. It is really ridiculous what he's doing and he has ticked alot of people off. And it's funny how the media is buying all of it too. So no, the last combat troops are not out of Iraq , we are still here. There are other Brigades just like ours that are doing the same missions that are still over here. Sorry for going on about it, but we are just sitting over here watching it and are like "You've got to be kidding me!" So anyway now you know the REAL story so that's why I'm not coming back early. You will probably agree, that was a really sneaky way to fool the American public!! Anyways I hope everyone is doing well and I'll see you soon! I am using the Free version of SPAMfighter. SPAMfighter has removed 45165 of my spam emails to date. Do you have a slow PC? Try free scan! No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.445 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/3121 - Release Date: 09/08/10 06:07:00

This item is humorous but it has a moral that has a fragrance of too much truth. Please read it and pass it on if you so wish. Have a blessed day. Charlene . . I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, t he chairs, the table ... Everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down t he many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be .... Quiet, serene.... and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now let's see. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegal's came by the thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than the of my own country are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government t o take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, Just continue cleaning up the poop

My first cousin lives in Florida. She sent me this e-mail........ There's a local funeral home here that has taken to advertising on billboards, and some of them are quite good. There's one where there's an old lady in an absolutely hideous dress and the caption says: "You always said you wouldn't be caught dead in that dress. Maybe you ought to tell them now." I break up every time I see it. There's another one, on a serious note, that says "Don't drive and drink....we don't want to be your designated driver."

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----- --- : ___ There.........I fixed it! ___________________________________________________ Life really boils down to 2 questions... 1. Should I get a dog.....? OR... 2. Should I have children? Just to let you know I'm thinking of you today. No matter what situations life throws at you... No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem.. Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel. You're laughing aren't you? That's good 'cause my job here is done! Have a great day and remember to give thanks.... Cats are so dramatic!! No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.441 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/3099 - Release Date: 08/28/10 06:34:00

Gwen (gwenmeier@...) has sent you a link. ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal message: Grace Johnson http://www.the-daily-record.com/news/article/4889289 ============================================================

from Don and Beth Johnson via Gwen Boss Hello, We would like you to know that Don's mother, Grace Johnson, has gone to be with the Lord today (September 2nd) at 11:50 AM at the age of 96. The calling hours will be Tuesday from 6 to 8 at Monbarrens in Dalton. The funeral will be at the Dalton Methodist Church on Wednesday the 8th at 11:00 with visitation one hour before. A meal will follow for our family and friends at the church. We are sad but rejoicing that she is no longer in pain and she is at peace with the Lord. thanks gwen for posting.....i got the message and had intentions but they just did not happen. Side tracked home executive, that is ME. i will add the address since i have my book close by: don and beth johnson 955 eckard rd dalton ohio 44618 pjlee On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 1:03 PM, Gwen Meier <gwenmeier@...> wrote: ----- Forwarded Message ---- From: Don Johnson <sunview82@...> To: James Fuchs <jorcfuchs@...>; Linda L. Fowler <lindfow@...>; Jim Ziegler <jziegler01@...>; Mike Decker <mikeandsuedecker@...>; Gwen Meier <gwenmeier@...>; Joann Watson <jwatson2@...>; Sherry Hunsberger <hgateway@...>; Leann Anderson <leannnaples@...>; Linda Bartel <daltonprimrose@...>; Jeff Meier <Jolene_Meier@...>; Cissy Gottlieb <gottliebsl@...>; Barb Boss <boss2@...>; Bret Bevis <bretbevis@...>; Cookie Shane/Birkbeck <birkbeck@...>; Chris Dye <shrimp1@...>; Diana Shoup <dmdshoup@...>; Don Walls <drmlwall@...>; Tom Brown <crapobrown@...>; Karen Bright <krn.hbrigh65@...>; Karen Caple <kcaple1962@...>; Peter Kiko <thekikofamily@...>; Pat Lee <pjlee1117@...>; Shirley Wyss <wys4@...>; Richard Moser <w8xm@...>; Nancy Withrich/Davis <nancydavisrealtors@...>; chardeane@... Sent: Thu, September 2, 2010 9:01:52 PM Subject: From the Johnsons

----- Forwarded Message ---- From: Don Johnson To: James Fuchs ; Linda L. Fowler ; Jim Ziegler ; Mike Decker ; Gwen Meier ; Joann Watson ; Sherry Hunsberger ; Leann Anderson ; Linda Bartel ; Jeff Meier ; Cissy Gottlieb ; Barb Boss ; Bret Bevis ; Cookie Shane/Birkbeck ; Chris Dye ; Diana Shoup ; Don Walls ; Tom Brown ; Karen Bright ; Karen Caple <kcaple1962@...>; Peter Kiko ; Pat Lee ; Shirley Wyss ; Richard Moser ; Nancy Withrich/Davis ; chardeane@... Sent: Thu, September 2, 2010 9:01:52 PM Subject: From the Johnsons Hello, We would like you to know that Don's mother, Grace Johnson, has gone to be with the Lord today (September 2nd) at 11:50 AM at the age of 96. The calling hours will be Tuesday from 6 to 8 at Monbarrens in Dalton. The funeral will be at the Dalton Methodist Church on Wednesday the 8th at 11:00 with visitation one hour before. A meal will follow for our family and friends at the church. We are sad but rejoicing that she is no longer in pain and she is at peace with the Lord.

Grandma Still Drives Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of Heaven! Go! Go! Go!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!! Will write again soon, Love, Grandma No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.851 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/3097 - Release Date: 08/26/10 23:34:00

This is really slick. Just type in year of birth and watch! Or any year you want Give it a try and click the link below, this is very thought provoking. What happened in my birth year

Just For Fun! 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine. 21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Hi all, My cousin in Ohio has informed me that they called in Hospice for Mr. Jogan. Thought you all would want to know...... He had a HUGE impact on my life. Gwen

Giving Up Wine I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?' 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me. 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.' 'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked. 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!' 'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.' The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.' I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.' You're gonna send it on - aren't you?

If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be...... The 2.99 Special We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.' 'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her. 'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously. 'YES!' stated the waitress. 'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.. 'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked. 'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! WE'VE been around the block more than once! Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm sure they'll appreciate it! Even non-seniors will appreciate it! No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.851 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/3062 - Release Date: 08/10/10 01:35:00

As I was picking a vinyl to listen to yesterday on my retro phono player, I stumbled upon a Blood, Sweat and Tears album. I have not listened to this vinyl in years but I had a flashback in my mind (such as it is). I regressed back in time to the early 70's. I noted that I wrote the date of 03/03/70 on the vinyl album cover. Then I thought of the Holday Inn and its Holidome feature. We stayed at Holiday Inns on our treks back to Ohio from Winsconsin when our two (at that time) child persons were traveling with us. The reason that I thought of this is that when the child persons were sleeping (or at least we thought they were sleeping), we sneaked out of our room and went to the Holiday Inn lounge to listen to their "live (or barely alive) entertainment". It seems that all of the Holiday Inns we stayed at had lounge singers that sang Blood, Sweat and Tears classics such as: Spinning Wheel And When I Die God Bless the Child You've Made Me Very Happy As I recall, I got sick and tired of Spinning Wheel. Now it does not sound too bad. I have not heard that song in many years. God bless the vinyls. May they live forever..... Johnny

I read an article in the local San Antonio paper today concerning a new old diet. The diet consists of chewing each bite 32 times and then either swallowing what is left or spitting out the remains. Sounds like it would make for an entertaining scene in a restaurant to me. I thought the 32 times to chew each bite sounded a little excessive. Wasn't the rule to chew the food 10 times? I don't recall that you are supposed to spit out the remains. Query: What do you do if you are eating soup? I think chewing soup would be a waste of time. On the other hand, if you tried to chew each bite of beef jerky 32 times you might choke trying to swallow it if you only chewed it 32 times. Next time I will try a soup sandwich. Sounds tasty. Cheers, Johnny

: , Burma Shave with the Statler Brothers You may need to watch it twice; once to watch the Burma shave signs change and once to catch all the pictures plus listening to the music of the Statler Brothers. THIS IS REALLY GREAT. I am only sending this to my 'older friends' because most folks under 50 would have no idea what I am talking about.. 'Too bad they missed it!' Click the link below. http://oldfortyfives.com/DYRT.htm -- This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content by MailScanner, and is believed to be clean. No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.441 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/3061 - Release Date: 08/09/10 18:35:00 --