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Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
Here's one:
Question: How do you tune two oboes?
Answer: Shoot one of them!
Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
Cordially,
J Henry Oboemeister
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the oboe recital.
?
why did the tuba cross the road?
?
Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
Here's one:
Question: How do you tune two oboes?
Answer: Shoot one of them!
Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
Cordially,
J Henry Oboemeister
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--- In dalton59@..., patricia lee <pjlee1117@...> wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the oboe recital.
why did the tuba cross the road?
To get away from the chicken
On Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@...> wrote:
Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
Here's one:
Question: How do you tune two oboes?
Answer: Shoot one of them!
Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
Cordially,
J Henry Oboemeister
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oh sorry wrong instrument.................why did the trombone cross the road?
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--- In dalton59@..., patricia lee wrote: > > Why did the chicken cross the road? > To get away from the oboe recital.
> > why did the tuba cross the road? > To get away from the chicken
> On Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
> >
> > Here's one:
> >
> > Question: How do you tune two oboes?
> >
> > Answer: Shoot one of them!
> >
> > Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
> >
> > Cordially,
> >
> > J Henry Oboemeister
> >
> >
> >
>
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--- In dalton59@..., patricia lee <pjlee1117@...> wrote:
oh sorry wrong instrument.................why did the trombone cross the
road?
To avoid being seen with an oboe? I give up What's the answer?
On Sat, Feb 12, 2011 at 6:40 PM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@...> wrote:
--- In dalton59@..., patricia lee <pjlee1117@> wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the oboe recital.
why did the tuba cross the road?
To get away from the chicken
On Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@> wrote:
Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
Here's one:
Question: How do you tune two oboes?
Answer: Shoot one of them!
Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
Cordially,
J Henry Oboemeister
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to get to the other slide
?
> oh sorry wrong instrument.................why did the trombone cross the
> road?
>
> To avoid being seen with an oboe? I give up What's the answer?
> On Sat, Feb 12, 2011 at 6:40 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > --- In dalton59@..., patricia lee wrote:
> > > > > > Why did the chicken cross the road? > > > To get away from the oboe recital. > > > > > > why did the tuba cross the road? > > > To get away from the chicken
> > > > > > > On Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
> > > > > > > > Here's one: > > > > > > > > Question: How do you tune two oboes? > > > > > > > > Answer: Shoot one of them! > > > >
> > > > Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes. > > > > > > > > Cordially, > > > > > > > > J Henry Oboemeister > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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That's a real clever answer. I was trying too hard to figure out
what would be the reason to go to the other side. It never entered
my mind that it would be a play on words (slide instead of side).
There is of course a slide trombone.
Now it is time for another oboe joke:
What's the difference between a dead oboe player and a dead skunk
lying side by side on the road?
Answer: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Pretty stupid joke. You could substitute anything for the oboe
player (example--an attorney) in the joke.
Perhaps someone else would like to contribute to these hilaric
jokes (or whatever they are).
Have a fairly ok Valentine's Day everyone. Valentine's Day just
happens to also be our 47th wedding anniversary. Sure makes it
easy to remember the anniversary date. The only bad thing about
anniversaries coinciding with Valentine's Day is the crowd that
Valentine's Day draws for dining. We don't even go anywhere on
that day because the restaurants are crowded, the food is usually
overpriced and pretty much lousy so we just celebrate in our
abode. Maybe we will have something special like blackened redfish.
And don't tell me it tastes like chicken. Everything tastes
like chicken, right?
And the point is?
Who knows and who cares?
J Henry Valentinemeister
J Henry Oboemeister.
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--- In dalton59@..., patricia lee <pjlee1117@...> wrote:
to get to the other slide
On Sun, Feb 13, 2011 at 10:36 AM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@...> wrote:
--- In dalton59@..., patricia lee <pjlee1117@> wrote:
oh sorry wrong instrument.................why did the trombone cross the
road?
To avoid being seen with an oboe? I give up What's the answer?
On Sat, Feb 12, 2011 at 6:40 PM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@> wrote:
--- In dalton59@..., patricia lee <pjlee1117@> wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the oboe recital.
why did the tuba cross the road?
To get away from the chicken
On Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@> wrote:
Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
Here's one:
Question: How do you tune two oboes?
Answer: Shoot one of them!
Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
Cordially,
J Henry Oboemeister
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ROSE / JOHN - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY - WOW - 47 YEARS - THAT'S AMAZING AND WONDERFUL - HAVE A GREAT EVENING!
LINDA F.
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--- On Sun, 2/13/11, jhdouglas59 wrote:
From: jhdouglas59
Subject: [dalton59] Re: Oboe jokes
To: dalton59@...
Date: Sunday, February 13, 2011, 7:49 PM
?
That's a real clever answer. I was trying too hard to figure out
what would be the reason to go to the other side. It never entered
my mind that it would be a play on words (slide instead of side).
There is of course a slide trombone.
Now it is time for another oboe joke:
What's the difference between a dead oboe player and a dead skunk
lying side by side on the road?
Answer: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Pretty stupid joke. You could substitute anything for the oboe
player (example--an attorney) in the joke.
Perhaps someone else would like to contribute to these hilaric
jokes (or whatever they are).
Have a fairly ok Valentine's Day everyone. Valentine's Day just
happens to also be our 47th wedding anniversary. Sure makes it
easy to remember the anniversary date. The only bad thing about
anniversaries coinciding with Valentine's Day is the crowd that
Valentine's
Day draws for dining. We don't even go anywhere on
that day because the restaurants are crowded, the food is usually
overpriced and pretty much lousy so we just celebrate in our
abode. Maybe we will have something special like blackened redfish.
And don't tell me it tastes like chicken. Everything tastes
like chicken, right?
And the point is?
Who knows and who cares?
J Henry Valentinemeister
J Henry Oboemeister.
--- In , patricia lee wrote:
>
> to get to the other slide
>
> On Sun, Feb 13, 2011 at 10:36 AM, jhdouglas59 wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > --- In , patricia lee wrote:
> > >
> > > oh sorry wrong instrument.................why did the trombone cross the
> > > road?
> > >
> > > To avoid being seen with an oboe? I give up What's the answer?
> >
> > > On Sat, Feb 12, 2011 at 6:40 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > --- In , patricia lee wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > > > > To get away from the oboe recital.
> > > > >
> > > > > why did the tuba cross the road?
> > > > > To get away from the chicken
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > On Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Here's one:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Question: How do you tune two oboes?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Answer: Shoot one of them!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
> > > > >
>
> > > > > > Cordially,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > J Henry Oboemeister
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
>
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Linda:
Thanks for your response.
We in fact did have blackened redfish on our Weber grill.
Guess what. It did not taste like chicken. Surprise, Surprise.
Hope everything is going well with your singing career.
I think Almost Patsy Cline band is supposed to be in our
area in the near future.
Keep on singing,
John
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--- In dalton59@..., Linda Freeland <lfree55555@...> wrote:
ROSE / JOHN - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY - WOW - 47 YEARS - THAT'S AMAZING AND WONDERFUL - HAVE A GREAT EVENING!
LINDA F.
--- On Sun, 2/13/11, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@...> wrote:
From: jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@...>
Subject: [dalton59] Re: Oboe jokes
To: dalton59@...
Date: Sunday, February 13, 2011, 7:49 PM
??
That's a real clever answer. I was trying too hard to figure out
what would be the reason to go to the other side. It never entered
my mind that it would be a play on words (slide instead of side).
There is of course a slide trombone.
Now it is time for another oboe joke:
What's the difference between a dead oboe player and a dead skunk
lying side by side on the road?
Answer: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Pretty stupid joke. You could substitute anything for the oboe
player (example--an attorney) in the joke.
Perhaps someone else would like to contribute to these hilaric
jokes (or whatever they are).
Have a fairly ok Valentine's Day everyone. Valentine's Day just
happens to also be our 47th wedding anniversary. Sure makes it
easy to remember the anniversary date. The only bad thing about
anniversaries coinciding with Valentine's Day is the crowd that
Valentine's Day draws for dining. We don't even go anywhere on
that day because the restaurants are crowded, the food is usually
overpriced and pretty much lousy so we just celebrate in our
abode. Maybe we will have something special like blackened redfish.
And don't tell me it tastes like chicken. Everything tastes
like chicken, right?
And the point is?
Who knows and who cares?
J Henry Valentinemeister
J Henry Oboemeister.
--- In dalton59@..., patricia lee <pjlee1117@> wrote:
to get to the other slide
On Sun, Feb 13, 2011 at 10:36 AM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@> wrote:
--- In dalton59@..., patricia lee <pjlee1117@> wrote:
oh sorry wrong instrument.................why did the trombone cross the
road?
To avoid being seen with an oboe? I give up What's the answer?
On Sat, Feb 12, 2011 at 6:40 PM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@> wrote:
--- In dalton59@..., patricia lee <pjlee1117@> wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the oboe recital.
why did the tuba cross the road?
To get away from the chicken
On Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@> wrote:
Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
Here's one:
Question: How do you tune two oboes?
Answer: Shoot one of them!
Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
Cordially,
J Henry Oboemeister
|
did you ever feel like we were having a two person conversation when I thought this was a group...............................?? anyone want to share your valentines day event.
?
heres mine.? started with a great fellowship of ladies at the place where we are staying, Word of Life Hudson FL,?great luncheon and then a speaker, carol kent, who has an amazing testimony.? after that we drove off to Hudson beach which is not really a beach but a small inlet great for watching the sunset.? it was very cool and breezy but sunny so hung out on the swing for awhile talking of?valentine days past and yes this has been our 47 valentines day together, had the early bird special dinner,grouper and fries and slaw and then went back to catch our favorite fox 5PM show.? we later opened a couple of cards and the small gifts which humorously was the same things.? we each got each other two boxes of?those little italian candies wrapped in fancy foils and?mini paper cups!? Yes we have been together way longer than we thought and now complete each others sentences and say "get out of my head" way too many times.? Love is grand!?
?
That's a real clever answer. I was trying too hard to figure out
what would be the reason to go to the other side. It never entered
my mind that it would be a play on words (slide instead of side).
There is of course a slide trombone.
Now it is time for another oboe joke:
What's the difference between a dead oboe player and a dead skunk
lying side by side on the road?
Answer: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Pretty stupid joke. You could substitute anything for the oboe
player (example--an attorney) in the joke.
Perhaps someone else would like to contribute to these hilaric
jokes (or whatever they are).
Have a fairly ok Valentine's Day everyone. Valentine's Day just
happens to also be our 47th wedding anniversary. Sure makes it
easy to remember the anniversary date. The only bad thing about
anniversaries coinciding with Valentine's Day is the crowd that
Valentine's Day draws for dining. We don't even go anywhere on
that day because the restaurants are crowded, the food is usually
overpriced and pretty much lousy so we just celebrate in our
abode. Maybe we will have something special like blackened redfish.
And don't tell me it tastes like chicken. Everything tastes
like chicken, right?
And the point is?
Who knows and who cares?
J Henry Valentinemeister
J Henry Oboemeister.
> to get to the other slide
>
> On Sun, Feb 13, 2011 at 10:36 AM, jhdouglas59 wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > --- In dalton59@..., patricia lee wrote:
> > > > > > oh sorry wrong instrument.................why did the trombone cross the > > > road? > > > > > > To avoid being seen with an oboe? I give up What's the answer?
> > > > > On Sat, Feb 12, 2011 at 6:40 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In dalton59@..., patricia lee wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > Why did the chicken cross the road? > > > > > To get away from the oboe recital. > > > > > > > > > > why did the tuba cross the road?
> > > > > To get away from the chicken > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote: > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anyone know any good oboe jokes? > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's one: > > > > > >
> > > > > > Question: How do you tune two oboes? > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Shoot one of them! > > > > > > > > > > > > Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Cordially, > > > > > > > > > > > > J Henry Oboemeister > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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PJ,
Congrats on the 47th Valentine's Day. But Sue and I have you beat by one year (Brag!) We almost looked you up in Florida last week. We spent a week at St. Pete Beach visiting some friends from Pittsburgh and then a couple of days in Naples visiting more friends from tht 'Burgh.
For some reason, I couldn't find your telephone number and so I gave up the idea. Are you anywhere close to Naples or St. Pete?
I've been reading all the posts but have been delinquent in joining in. I'll try to do better. And I hope the Weiselmeister keeps that comedy stuff coming!
Paul Sturpe
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--- In dalton59@..., patricia lee <pjlee1117@...> wrote:
[?][?][?][?]did you ever feel like we were having a two person conversation when
I thought this was a group...............................? anyone want to
share your valentines day event.
heres mine. started with a great fellowship of ladies at the place where we
are staying, Word of Life Hudson FL, great luncheon and then a speaker,
carol kent, who has an amazing testimony. after that we drove off to Hudson
beach which is not really a beach but a small inlet great for watching the
sunset. it was very cool and breezy but sunny so hung out on the swing for
awhile talking of valentine days past and yes this has been our 47
valentines day together, had the early bird special dinner,grouper and fries
and slaw and then went back to catch our favorite fox 5PM show. we later
opened a couple of cards and the small gifts which humorously was the same
things. we each got each other two boxes of those little italian candies
wrapped in fancy foils and mini paper cups! Yes we have been together way
longer than we thought and now complete each others sentences and say "get
out of my head" way too many times. Love is grand!
On Sun, Feb 13, 2011 at 8:49 PM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@...> wrote:
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paul ....almost does not count when looking people up.? we are in Hudson which is N of St pete beach but for sure in the neighborhood!? I am sorry that you missed us!?
?
comedy from the weaselmeister.....I see it more a silly insanity but love it just the same.
?
?
hope to be heading back to GA around April 1st so if any others come this way look us up.......put phone # in cell phone? 706 455 4912.? pj
?
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On Wed, Feb 16, 2011 at 6:11 PM, psturpe <sturpe@...> wrote:
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PJ,
Congrats on the 47th Valentine's Day. But Sue and I have you beat by one year (Brag!) We almost looked you up in Florida last week. We spent a week at St. Pete Beach visiting some friends from Pittsburgh and then a couple of days in Naples visiting more friends from tht 'Burgh.
For some reason, I couldn't find your telephone number and so I gave up the idea. Are you anywhere close to Naples or St. Pete?
I've been reading all the posts but have been delinquent in joining in. I'll try to do better. And I hope the Weiselmeister keeps that comedy stuff coming!
Paul Sturpe
> [?][?][?][?]did you ever feel like we were having a two person conversation when
> I thought this was a group...............................? anyone want to
> share your valentines day event.
>
> heres mine. started with a great fellowship of ladies at the place where we
> are staying, Word of Life Hudson FL, great luncheon and then a speaker,
> carol kent, who has an amazing testimony. after that we drove off to Hudson
> beach which is not really a beach but a small inlet great for watching the
> sunset. it was very cool and breezy but sunny so hung out on the swing for
> awhile talking of valentine days past and yes this has been our 47
> valentines day together, had the early bird special dinner,grouper and fries
> and slaw and then went back to catch our favorite fox 5PM show. we later
> opened a couple of cards and the small gifts which humorously was the same
> things. we each got each other two boxes of those little italian candies
> wrapped in fancy foils and mini paper cups! Yes we have been together way
> longer than we thought and now complete each others sentences and say "get
> out of my head" way too many times. Love is grand!
>
> On Sun, Feb 13, 2011 at 8:49 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote:
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Your tele number is in my cell phone and computer now! ? Paul ?
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Sent: Saturday, February 19, 2011 6:25 PM
To: dalton59@...
Subject: Re: [dalton59] Re: Oboe jokes? ? paul ....almost does not count when looking people up.? we are in Hudson which is N of St pete beach but for sure in the neighborhood!? I am sorry that you missed us!? comedy from the weaselmeister.....I see it more a silly insanity but love it just the same. hope to be heading back to GA around April 1st so if any others come this way look us up.......put phone # in cell phone? 706 455 4912.? pj On Wed, Feb 16, 2011 at 6:11 PM, psturpe <sturpe@...> wrote: ?
PJ,
Congrats on the 47th Valentine's Day. But Sue and I have you beat by one year (Brag!) We almost looked you up in Florida last week. We spent a week at St. Pete Beach visiting some friends from Pittsburgh and then a couple of days in Naples visiting more friends from tht 'Burgh.
For some reason, I couldn't find your telephone number and so I gave up the idea. Are you anywhere close to Naples or St. Pete?
I've been reading all the posts but have been delinquent in joining in. I'll try to do better. And I hope the Weiselmeister keeps that comedy stuff coming!
Paul Sturpe
> [?][?][?][?]did you ever feel like we were having a two person conversation when
> I thought this was a group...............................? anyone want to
> share your valentines day event.
>
> heres mine. started with a great fellowship of ladies at the place where we
> are staying, Word of Life Hudson FL, great luncheon and then a speaker,
> carol kent, who has an amazing testimony. after that we drove off to Hudson
> beach which is not really a beach but a small inlet great for watching the
> sunset. it was very cool and breezy but sunny so hung out on the swing for
> awhile talking of valentine days past and yes this has been our 47
> valentines day together, had the early bird special dinner,grouper and fries
> and slaw and then went back to catch our favorite fox 5PM show. we later
> opened a couple of cards and the small gifts which humorously was the same
> things. we each got each other two boxes of those little italian candies
> wrapped in fancy foils and mini paper cups! Yes we have been together way
> longer than we thought and now complete each others sentences and say "get
> out of my head" way too many times. Love is grand!
>
> On Sun, Feb 13, 2011 at 8:49 PM, jhdouglas59 ?
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NEW QUESTION.... ANYONE REMEMBER READING,??????? GIRL OF THE LIMBERLOST>? SEEMS THAT MR DOTY IN THE 5TH GRADE READ TO US EVERY DAY.?? WAS THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS?
I CAN STILL RECITE A POEM THAT I LEARNED IN HIS CLASS CALLED..THE MAN IN THE MOON.? any feedback>?? ignore my typing I am on the couch trying to lay down and hold my laptop......pj
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Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
Here's one:
Question: How do you tune two oboes?
Answer: Shoot one of them!
Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
Cordially,
J Henry Oboemeister
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I don't recall much from Mr. Dodez' class. I just remember that it
was one class closer to sixth grade where Mr. Gift taught; I recall
that Mr. Gift was also principal of elementary school.
Who taught us Heidi?
I believe Heidi was some kind of Swiss Miss.
Was The Man in the Moon some kind of limerick or what?
Have a SWELL NEATO DAY!
Tomorrow daylight wasting time finally ends!
Johnny
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NEW QUESTION.... ANYONE REMEMBER READING, GIRL OF THE LIMBERLOST>
SEEMS THAT MR DOTY IN THE 5TH GRADE READ TO US EVERY DAY. WAS THIS ONE OF
THE BOOKS?
I CAN STILL RECITE A POEM THAT I LEARNED IN HIS CLASS CALLED..THE MAN IN THE
MOON. any feedback>? ignore my typing I am on the couch trying to lay down
and hold my laptop......pj
Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@...> wrote:
Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
Here's one:
Question: How do you tune two oboes?
Answer: Shoot one of them!
Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
Cordially,
J Henry Oboemeister
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Paul Sturpe