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Re: Oboe jokes


 

ROSE / JOHN - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY - WOW - 47 YEARS - THAT'S AMAZING AND WONDERFUL - HAVE A GREAT EVENING!
LINDA F.


--- On Sun, 2/13/11, jhdouglas59 wrote:

From: jhdouglas59
Subject: [dalton59] Re: Oboe jokes
To: dalton59@...
Date: Sunday, February 13, 2011, 7:49 PM

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That's a real clever answer. I was trying too hard to figure out
what would be the reason to go to the other side. It never entered
my mind that it would be a play on words (slide instead of side).
There is of course a slide trombone.

Now it is time for another oboe joke:

What's the difference between a dead oboe player and a dead skunk
lying side by side on the road?

Answer: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Pretty stupid joke. You could substitute anything for the oboe
player (example--an attorney) in the joke.

Perhaps someone else would like to contribute to these hilaric
jokes (or whatever they are).

Have a fairly ok Valentine's Day everyone. Valentine's Day just
happens to also be our 47th wedding anniversary. Sure makes it
easy to remember the anniversary date. The only bad thing about
anniversaries coinciding with Valentine's Day is the crowd that
Valentine's Day draws for dining. We don't even go anywhere on
that day because the restaurants are crowded, the food is usually
overpriced and pretty much lousy so we just celebrate in our
abode. Maybe we will have something special like blackened redfish.
And don't tell me it tastes like chicken. Everything tastes
like chicken, right?

And the point is?

Who knows and who cares?

J Henry Valentinemeister

J Henry Oboemeister.

--- In , patricia lee wrote:
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> to get to the other slide
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> On Sun, Feb 13, 2011 at 10:36 AM, jhdouglas59 wrote:
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> > --- In , patricia lee wrote:
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> > > oh sorry wrong instrument.................why did the trombone cross the
> > > road?
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> > > To avoid being seen with an oboe? I give up What's the answer?
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> > > On Sat, Feb 12, 2011 at 6:40 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote:
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> > > > --- In , patricia lee wrote:
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> > > > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > > > > To get away from the oboe recital.
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> > > > > why did the tuba cross the road?
> > > > > To get away from the chicken
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> > > > > On Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM, jhdouglas59 wrote:
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> > > > > > Anyone know any good oboe jokes?
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> > > > > > Here's one:
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> > > > > > Question: How do you tune two oboes?
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> > > > > > Answer: Shoot one of them!
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> > > > > > Be my guest and add to the oboe jokes.
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> > > > > > Cordially,
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> > > > > > J Henry Oboemeister
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