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Anyone have any rain to spare?
jhdouglas59
Just wondering if anyone would like to share some rain with me.
I will trade you 9 months of record drought for a couple of inches of rain. We have received about 4 inches of rain since January 1. I think our normal rainfall for a "normal" year is about 30 inches. We are a tad behind "normal" rainfall. The heat is wonderful but the absence of rain is not too swift. One of these days we will probably get 10 inches of rain in a couple of days; then there will be flash flooding. All of these weird weather events happen in cycles. I just happen to be here in one of the drought cycles. We are in stage 5 (out of six stages) of the drought. We are allowed to water our lawn once a week with a hand held hose during certain hours. What a great way to spend a day. So how much rain have you'ns gotten thus far this year? Please share some with me. Have a swell day. The Curmudgeonmeister |
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Re: How Wasteful the Older Generation Was ... *
jhdouglas59
Looks like we were ahead of the times back then.
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It's hard to find recyling as we knew it back then. Whatever happened to refillable bottles anyways for milk, pop and beer? And why do we need bottled water these days? What's wrong with tap water? Who would have believed anyone would actually pay for a bottle of water? I guess it's another marketing scam. Enjoy your holiday. The Curmudgeonmeister --- In dalton59@..., patricia lee <pjlee1117@...> wrote:
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Basic Truisms
jhdouglas59
Here are my basic truisms based on my lifetime observations:
1. Youth is wasted on the young. 2. The only good snake is a dead snake. 3. Life in the fast lane is difficult for turtles. 4. I don't need the internet; my wife knows everything. 5. You need a vacation. 6. Good Point. Now Shut Up!! 7. Life is too short. 8. If wishes were horses, all beggars would ride. 9. Elvis is still alive. 10. Chickens are "chickens". 11. Squirrels act squirrely. 12. Try this edible whatever; it tastes like chicken. 13. Mystery meats (they all taste like chicken). 14. Once in a blue moon only happens once in a blue moon. 15. I mean well. 16. How are you? I am fine; I am not unwell. 17. Life is a sandwich. 18. Getting old sucks. 19. I know exactly how you feel. I had a similar experience myself. 20. Blessed are those who expect nothing for they shall not be disappointed. 21. All cats are grey at night (per Ben Franklin). Just a few wandering observations for a warm Sunday afternoon. Anybody have some basic truisms to add to the list? The Weaselmeister |
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Re: Calendar for July 2011--Very Interesting
jhdouglas59
Not sure how this works for those born after year 2000. I guess
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their birth year 00 plus their age this birthday is 11 instead of 111. Also next year the answer for those born in the 20th century, the answer will be 112. The mystic world of numbers. Has anyone listened to Gary the Numbers Guy? He is big on numerology. I think he is from Ohio somewhere. I have heard him explain some weird stuff on the Michael Savage radio show. Can someone explain what a baker's dozen is derived from? Is a baker's dozen of eggs 13 eggs? Why is a pound can of coffee now only 11.5 ounces? Why can't the Chinese shoe manufacturers (the only shoe manufacturers left apparently) figure out how to make the same shoe sizes that we used to have when the shoes were made in the USA? I know the shoe states a certain size but they sure don't fit the same as before. Adios, Juan --- In dalton59@..., Lanny and Judy Royer <jylyry42@...> wrote:
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Re: Calendar for July 2011--Very Interesting
Lanny and Judy Royer
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Calendar for July 2011--Very Interesting
patricia lee
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jokes
patricia lee
> >????????????? TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!! > >???????????? Three sisters, ages 92, 94 & 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.? She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' > >???????????? The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know.? I'll come up and see.'? She starts up the stairs and pauses, 'Was I going up the stairs or down? > >???????????? The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head & says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door' > > >???????????? TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!! > >???????????? Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.? One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" > >???????????? "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." > >???????????? And the third man chimed in, "So am I.? Let's have a beer." > >???????????? TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!! > >???????????? A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home.? As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." > >???????????? She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair.? Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." > >???????????? He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup." > >???????????? TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!! > >???????????? Now this one is just too Precious...LOL! > >???????????? Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.? Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.? Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. > >???????????? One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other & said, "Now don't get mad at me.? I know we've been friends a long time, but I just can't think of your name!? I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.? Please tell me what your name is." > >???????????? Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes; she just stared and glared at her.? Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?" > >???????????? TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!! > >???????????? As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. > >???????????? Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. > >???????????? Please be careful!" > >???????????? "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car.? It's hundreds of them!" > >???????????? TELL ME THIS WONT HAPPEN TO US!!! > >???????????? Two elderly women were out driving in a large car--both could barely see over the dashboard.? As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. > >???????????? The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it.? I could have sworn we just went through a red light.'? After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again, they went right through.? The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.? She was getting nervous. > >???????????? At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.? So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?? You could have killed us both!" > >???????????? Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?" > |
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Save Ronald McDonald
jhdouglas59
This is odd that I would vote to save Ronald McDonald.
I know he is a clown and I don't like clowns but Ronald has done a lot for the world with his Ronald McDonald houses and he needs a break. Don't let the boneheads that want to abolish Ronald McDonald from our culture succeed. What can we do to save Ronald McDonald? I know Ronald is pretty creepy but he means well. Go eat more rare hamburgers to protest. Keep the Happy Meals and put more plastic toys in them as your protest. Stop counting calories and fat contents and just enjoy your burgers and french fries. Life is too short to worry about fat and calories. Enjoy the fast food before it becomes illegal. The Burgermeister |
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Zombie Apocalypse
jhdouglas59
According to the Center for Disease Control (CDC), we need to prepare
for the inevitable tomorrow when the world ends and we turn into zombies. One more thing to worry about. I have a problem pronouncing apocalypse let alone spelling the word apocalypse. I just hope all my ducks are in order. Does anyone know what the expression "ducks are in order" means? I suspect that it has something to do with the lead duck in the duck formation. So who elects the lead duck? Do ducks vote? Are the ducks registered voters? Are they "motor voters"? Per chance the movie "Zombieland" was a precursor to tomorrow. What a great flick Zombieland was. Woody Harrelson sure knows how to blow away zombies (especially clown zombies). I hope the clown zombies are the first zombies to expire. The only good zombie is a dead zombie. Does anyone recall the movie "Night of the Living Dead"? I think it was a legend movie at the time. See you in Zombieland someday. Sweet dreams tonight, The Zombiemeister |
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Re: I Know I Came Into This Room For A Reason
Lanny and Judy Royer
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Re: I Know I Came Into This Room For A Reason
David Yoder
Lanny's suggestion of saying the item over and over (for which you are going to the next room) is a good one.? I cringe when someone says "I lost my ....."!? My preference is to say "I misplaced my ...."? because I know if I retrace my steps, I'll find it!!
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From: patricia lee To: dalton59@... Sent: Wed, May 18, 2011 6:12:45 PM Subject: Re: [dalton59] I Know I Came Into This Room For A Reason ? OH YES.....its scary when I do that but have been doing it for sometime now.? Have to retrace my steps and go back to where i started from to recall why I was going where I was going to do what...........?great shirt speaking truth at this age anyhow! On Wed, May 18, 2011 at 4:32 PM, jhdouglas59 <jhdouglas59@...> wrote:
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Re: I Know I Came Into This Room For A Reason
patricia lee
OH YES.....its scary when I do that but have been doing it for sometime now.? Have to retrace my steps and go back to where i started from to recall why I was going where I was going to do what...........?great shirt speaking truth at this age anyhow!
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Re: I Know I Came Into This Room For A Reason
Lanny and Judy Royer
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I Know I Came Into This Room For A Reason
jhdouglas59
As we get older, you know the expression...
I saw an elderly woman (probably our ages or even younger) at the Boerne Wally World yesterday and she had a great t-shirt which said: "I Know I Came Into This Room For a Reason". This was probably one of the most profound statements I have seen recently. I can't recall (no, really I can't recall) how many times I have come into a room and can't recall the reason I went to the room to accomplish or perform a meaningless task and have no clue why it seemed so important at the time. Too bad I can't remember the reason I came into the room. I suppose life goes on without me performint the meaningless task at hand. Whatever! I grow old; I wear my trousers rolled (not pegged however). Any one else have any senior moments like mine? Enjoy the rest of your life. Glad tidings and best wishes for you and y'all. The Weaselmeister |
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Re: trip through dallas
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trip through dallas
Linda, we were headed north today through Allen and the station was playing "I Fall To Pieces" by Patsy Cline. How serendipitous was that. GThought maybe you made to the local station.
We are headed to Kansas City because Sharon's brother passed away yesterday after an extended illness. We are planning a few days in Ohio during the second week of July if anyone wants to visit. Have a great day. Keith |
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Re: Louis Tschantz
patricia lee
Thanks Gwen for sending this.? For some reason I think all these people are already deceased since they seemed old when I was YOUNGER.? I rem ember them well growing up as one of the town kids.? The hardware was just down the street and it was always hard to tell if Comfort (what a sweet name) was there or not as she was so short.? I think there was a hardware up the street too for awhile.? Was it Troyers?? Before Edgerton drugs was there.? And then there was Douglas Insurance between me and them.? Pool room and Scotts Drugs and Bach gas station.? Cherish the memories, I do!?? Love and happy summer to all.
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pjlee
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