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What I remember the most about the Stoin twins is their father's name
was Stoin. What is strange is that his first name was Stoin and his
last name was also Stoin. Stoin Stoin. What a trip.

I remember a character on the Groucho Marx show "You Bet Your Life"
who had the name Gonzales Gonzales. Groucho kept asking him what his
name was and he always answered Gonzales Gonzales and the routine
kept going on. Now that was funny tv.

So whatever happened to the Stoin twins? They were in our first
grade class. Not sure if they were in other classes beyond that.

Who would like to try to find the Stoin twins and invite them to our
reunion? They could be identified as the first dropouts in our Class
of 1959 perhaps.

We need some cheesy awards for the reunion, such as:

Youngest person (based on birthdate) in our graduating class
Oldest person (based on birthdate) in our graduating class
Most recognizable person in our class; hasn't changed much
Least recognizable person in our class; has changed the most
Person with the most jobs since high school
Person with the least jobs since high school
Person with most children, grandchildren, etc
Person with least children, grandchildren, etc
Person with strangest pets
Person with the longest driveway
Person with the worst haircut
Person with perfect vision without glasses or contact lens
Person with the loudest voice
Person with the quietest voice
Person with the most tv sets (which still work)
Person who still uses an 8 track tape deck
Person who still dresses like the 50's
Person who lives closest to toxic waste
Person who hates music of the 21st century the most
Person who can carve a turkey the fastest
Person who can crack walnuts with his teeth
Person who can hum the loudest and annoy others
Person who can crack knuckles the loudest
Person who can wiggle ears the best
Person who likes mimes and clowns the most
Person who can whistle the loudest
Person who can't whistle at all
Person with no tonsils or adenoids
Person with tonsils and adenoids (even more rare)
Person who has never been vaccinated for anything

And the list goes on and on.

What else can we add to the cheesy award list?

Speaking of cheese, does anyone remember Ralph (Cheesy) Miller? He
had some kind of combination antique store/cheese shop as I recall on
East Main Street, kind of close to the Dalton Equity. I think I used
to go in to the store to smell the cheese. Neat, eh? Nothing like
the smell of old swiss cheese covered with some kind of cheesecloth.
That cheese really sweated a lot back before air conditioning.

Why is it I can remember stuff from 60 years ago and can't remember
what I did yesterday or was supposed to do today?

The Weaselmeister